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Song Parodies -> "Kenny's DOA"

Original Song Title:

"Surfin' USA"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Kenny's DOA"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

a song about south park's kenny
you see his body has no motion
across the slab he lay
and he is so undeserving
i mourned for him today
his ashes go in a baggie
no need to dig a grave
no cushy cushy box for him
kenny's D.O.A.

you catch him dyin' of cancer... (in deep, out cold D.O.A.)
diseases of the spine............... (in deep, out cold D.O.A.)
scarlet fever and measles..........(in deep, out cold D.O.A.)
he's old before his time.............(in deep, out cold D.O.A.)
he's deader than latin................(in deep, out cold D.O.A.)
come take his corpse away.......(in deep, out cold D.O.A.)
cause it looks like its curtains
kenny's D.O.A.

he passed away around noon
we'll have a wake real son
relaxin' in the same morgue
he was in last june
our friend is dead...what a bummer
i am so sorry to say
pay the preacher for service
kenny's D.O.A.

you catch him dyin' by virus......(in deep, out cold D.O.A.)
specific kinds of strains............(in deep, out cold D.O.A.)
detected emphysema...............(in deep, out cold D.O.A.)
they saw it on x-rays................(in deep, out cold D.O.A.)
he suffers from lupus................(in deep, out cold D.O.A.)
and caught a cold today...........(in deep, out cold D.O.A.)
and he's never gonna surface
kenny's D.O.A.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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sloatead - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
5-4-4, not d.o.a., but not all that well
Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
One or two stress problems, but the pacing and rhymes otherwise follow the original faithfully. Humor gets only a 4, though I admit it's hard to make recurring gruesome deaths into an amusing topic...and overall execution (no pun intended) also rates a 4 from me.
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
If anyone slays Kenny,vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold.
Andrea Huckstep - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
OMG they killed Kenny!

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