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Song Parodies -> "Little Dog Poop"

Original Song Title:

"Little Deuce Coupe"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Little Dog Poop"

Parody Written by:

David Chrenko

The Lyrics

Little dog poop - (you don't know) - You don't know where it's dropped.
Dog poop...You don't know where it's dropped.

Well, I'm just warning you,
So, walk lookin' down.
'Cause there's doggies droppin' poop all over town.
When someone comes up the street, they don't watch their step.
And then they leave a big impression on the city cement.
Just a little dog poop - You don't know where it's dropped.
(Dog poop - You don't know where it's dropped)

Just a little dog poop on the thoroughfare,
But it's bigger than the birds' on the statues here.
It's laced with blades of grass, and a little chow.
And I could just go on forever, but I'll stop right now.
Just a little dog poop, you don't know where it's dropped.
Dog poop, goin' plop-plop-kerplop.

They've got a competition goin' with a nice doggie prize,
And it's for most artistic, with another for size.
And if that ain't enough to make you watch your step,
Here's one more tip - You're gonna slip, Big Daddy!

Don't walk alone in town if the moon ain't bright,
And If you take to goin' barefoot - you could cry all night.
You'll get bent out of shape, 'cause it's hard to move,
When you've got doggie-poop on both your shoes.
Just a little dog poop . . . You don't know where it's dropped.
Dog poop parked in front of a shop.
Just a little dog poop . . . Hey, It's time to mop up.
Dog poop . . . You don't know where it's dropped.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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Claude Prez - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
This was pretty crappy. I mean that in a good way; a very fun read.
Adagio - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
E-G-E-C-T - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
No offense, but I think it's too gross of a topic to parody.
Rick D - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
EGLECT---If it's too gross to parody, it's too gross to allow to happen. I hope you're lecturing inconsiderate dog owners as well.
The Great Karlando - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
EGECT...have you seen this site at all? I don't think ANYTHING is too gross to be a parody subject. Good job David.
David Chrenko - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I think EGECT makes a fair observation. Whether he's right or not , I don't know, but I debated it in my own mind prior to submitting it. These are really my first attempts at song parody, so I'm still learning what works.
E-G-E-C-T - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
To RickD, there's no L in my name. To the Great Karlando, I've been a regular visitor to the site for a mighty long time.
Rick D - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry. That was just a typo.
Rod Worden - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Poopy this ain't! Very funny and excellent pacing, I'm giving you a full stack of 5s, David!
aoid - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I just didn't find it funny, that's all.
Paul Robinson - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
David - this is an old one and I haven't seen you around the site in a while. Well, hope you are alright and drop by to grace us again some time. I thought it was well-pace and clever. 5's. gee - aoid did not find this funny, what a there some way we can just stipulate that aoid does not find parodies involving body functions humorous (among many other things he/she does not find amusing, apparently) and be done with that. We know you don't. It appears to me that Crap & Pee are really not your cup of tea. You find farting disheartening and would probably be in favor of squelching belching. Dog-eating is also as taboo to you as poems of poo - well, foo...guess I'm through...t'is true.
Adagio - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul....looks as if you crammed as many puns and rhymes in your comment as possible. Funny. David, I already voted on your cute parody..still is!
aiod - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul, I'm male.
Poopie Longstocking - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
"Little Dog Poop", very very funny Beach Boys parody! A perfect Poopie Longstocking vote!
Mr. Potty Mouth - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I probably should have said this 128 days ago, but Preppie Longstrapping needs to get a life.

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