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Song Parodies -> "Wish They All Could Lead California"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Wish They All Could Lead California"

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The Lyrics

Of course, the video would be more like the one David Lee Roth made for his version.
Well Schwarzenegger's hip
I really dig those pecs and glutes
There's Father Guido and the porn star babe
And all the chimpanzees in suits
I dig that dude from Hustler
Which I read just for the jokes
And that college girl environ-mental case
And the kid from Diff'rent Strokes

They wish they all could lead California
(Wish they all could lead California)
They think they all could rock California's

The left coast has this recall
And the big chair's up for grabs
Even YOU can run with all the felons and nuns
And meet that billboard chick with crabs
It takes just a short petition
And a couple thousand bucks
But if ya WIN the race, you're in that capitol place
And baby, Sacramento sucks!

They wish they all could lead California
(Wish they all would leave California)
They think they all could rock California's

(Gray-bee Day-vee)

They wish they all could lead California
(Gov - gov - gov - yeah, recallin')
They must be smokin' weed, California
(Gov - gov - gov - yeah, free-fallin')
Wish they all would leave California
(Gov - gov - gov - yeah, recallin')
Think I'll just concede California...

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Billy Florio - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I want to know why Gallagher was left out of this, but Don Novello's still in it even though he droped out lol....good job
Guy DiRito - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Spaff. And yeah, Hustler has some great jokes, starting with it's publisher. LOL
HERE'S THE MP3 - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Meriadoc - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I am singing this and laughing my head off! My pick of the day! Good job.
TV Violence - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
sounds like the real song, great job done.
Tracie - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I Love it! Thanks for a great laugh, You are Awesome! - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy & Merry & TV & Tracie. Billy: Damn, I didn't know Don Novello had dropped out. What a disappointment. I was going to register in California just to vote for him. Guess I'll have to put my support behind the girl selling her thongs to raise campaign funds.
Nancy - September 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm a Californian (formerly from Wis) and it took me all afternnon to read the pamphlet on the candidates; I say yeah ARNOLD; WE NEED YOUR MUSCLE AND CLEAN MIND!!!
Danimal - September 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Very, very funny! I Live in California, and if this recall thing weren't so serious, it really woud be hilarious(come to think of it, it IS hilarious). I plan to vote for Arnold...he can't do any worse than that idiot Davis(plus, he makes cool movies-that vegetable Reagan couldn't even do that...!) - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanx, Nancy (I think) and Danimal.
Billy Florio - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
recasting votes(not for governor)
Jack Wilson - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
No comment from me on this good ole Spaff gem that Ive always loved? WTF? Well, here ya go! This is awesome! - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jack.
Jack Wilson - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
You're welcome Spaff

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