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Song Parodies -> "Surfin' The Red Wave"

Original Song Title:

"Surfin' USA"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Surfin' The Red Wave"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

When it comes to this subject, I had initially wanted to use UB40's song Red Red Wine. Or rather, Red Red Wave. However, that has too many verses for padding. So I simplified with this tune instead. Call this a new celebration song.
(Verse 1)
If everybody knew the issues
Across the U.S.A.
The Young Turks will get their tissues
When women get to play
In fair competitive sports teams
With no dudes in the way
The country gets a brand new day
Surfin the Red Wave

You’d see it happen in Phoenix (One side, right side U.S.A)
And in a Commonwealth (One side, right side U.S.A)
Down in Miami-Dade (One side, right side U.S.A)
You’ll see in Las Vegas (One side, right side U.S.A)
All over Columbus (One side, right side U.S.A)
And perhaps in Salem (One side, right side)

Suburban moms gone surfin’
Surfin The Red Wave

(Verse 2)
We’ll bring back public safety
So cops can do their job
We will protect our border
From (the) immigrant mob
There won’t be another mandate
To get some mRNA
Tell the pundits we’re surfin’
Surfin the Red Wave

Madison and Green Bay (One side, right side U.S.A)
Atlanta and Raleigh (One side, right side U.S.A)
In Anchorage and Dallas (One side, right side U.S.A)
Manchester and Cleveland (One side, right side U.S.A)
All over Tennessee (One side, right side U.S.A)
Boise and Frankfort (One side, right side)

Independents gone surfin’
Surfin’ the Red Wave


Latinos have gone surfin’
Surfin’ the Red Wave

Suburban moms gone surfin’
Surfin’ the Red Wave

Tell all the libs you’re surfin’
Surfin the Red Wave

What’s keeping you from surfin’
Surfin’ the Red Wave

(Fade out)
It was back near 2020 that I pulled a Nazareth song in 2020 from my repertoire of rhapsodies. Called it Trump Won. I don't want to regret making this mistake twice if the midterms create shenanigans.

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Pacing: 4.7
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Total Votes: 15

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Arch Vile - November 07, 2022 - Report this comment
If I knew about new recent astrological phenomena around voting day, I would have changed one of the hooks to: "Even the moon is surfin'; Surfin' the red wave."

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