Wouldn't it be nice if we were cloners?
Then we wouldn't graft or mate or spawn
And couldn't we make birds from just a feather?
From a blade of grass we'd become lawn

Then we could make a hundred of St Peter
Draft a whole baseball team from Derek Jeter

Wouldn't it be nice if we could shake up
In the petrie some DNA stew?
And after having mixed stem cells together
Mold some other beast that's all quite new

Clone ourselves forever - we're unending
I wish that every cell was patent-pending
Couldn't we be twice?

Maybe in the beaker, dish and tube and tray a wight just grew
Once I find the perfect girlfriend I will just make me a few
We could be varied
(Not hereditaried)
And then we'd be multi
(Nothing'd be our faulti)

Shouldn't we be thrice?

You know this cloning work we go about it
No need for partners - we can do without it
Dolly did not doubt it
Couldn't we be twice?