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Song Parodies -> "Couldn't We Be Twice?"

Original Song Title:

"Wouldn't It Be Nice?"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Couldn't We Be Twice?"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Wouldn't it be nice if we were cloners?
Then we wouldn't graft or mate or spawn
And couldn't we make birds from just a feather?
From a blade of grass we'd become lawn

Then we could make a hundred of St Peter
Draft a whole baseball team from Derek Jeter

Wouldn't it be nice if we could shake up
In the petrie some DNA stew?
And after having mixed stem cells together
Mold some other beast that's all quite new

Clone ourselves forever - we're unending
I wish that every cell was patent-pending
Couldn't we be twice?

Maybe in the beaker, dish and tube and tray a wight just grew
Once I find the perfect girlfriend I will just make me a few
We could be varied
(Not hereditaried)
And then we'd be multi
(Nothing'd be our faulti)

Shouldn't we be thrice?

You know this cloning work we go about it
No need for partners - we can do without it
Dolly did not doubt it
Couldn't we be twice?

Alternate for line 4: Or construct a Pach from just one Tong...

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mandamoo - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Brilliant and very clever ! You guys never cease to amaze me ! Honest !!
Wild Man - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Touchy subject matter, and as always you pull it off with a humorous hitch. Liked how you threw in "girlfriend" to continue the confusion. Great Job!
Guy DiRito - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Here's one no one has thought of - You are just really one person by the name of Perry Merritock who is a hermaphrodite. :D Stir the pot. Excellent parody, ROFLMAO! This site is thoroughly enriched with your great humor and parody. Keep 'em coming. One 5 that was cloned twice.
lebeiw15 - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Pat - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I really liked this one....yea touchy matter, but handled humerously :D
Royce Miller - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I think one of each of you is very nice-thanks for the smiles
Billy Florio - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! Good reminds me of my little cloning bit that I posted on the boards awhile back lol....
Diva - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Thrice..... I was wrong , three of you? That blew my theroy. An amusing parody. Keep the riddles coming!
Michael Pacholek - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked this one.
Michael Pacholek - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
So did I.
Michael Pacholek - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Me, I still haven't made up my mind.
Jeff Reuben - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice, I got a chuckle out of this one. Didn't think it was was too aloof to upset anyone. - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Great stuff! .. 'every cell patent-pending' is with us right now - extremely topical, tight and light. Excellent.
Andy Roper - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Bloody brilliant ! ;-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
A poem by the great Arthur C Clarke comes to mind: Oh if I had a clone / Of my very own / With its Y-cromozone changed to X / Then when wed be alone / Just me and my clone / We would think about nothing than sex. :-)
Jonathan C. - August 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job with the Derek Jeter line. And I thought you weren't sports nuts.:D
EmiLoca - September 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Genius, pure genius. Great stuff! Fives all around, and I want autographs!

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