Song Parodies -> "Leatherface Prick"

Original Song Title:

"Little Saint Nick"

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"Leatherface Prick"

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The Lyrics

Part 3 of 2018's "Halloween Carols", This one is all about Tobe Hooper's 1974 horror classic the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" featuring his beloved character Leatherface! Enjoy!

Ooooooo
Scary texas chainsaw
Vicious bum will bite your rear
Ooooooo

Well... Way down South in the Lone Star state
There's a male who's so twisted
He'll munch on your date
Since this real heinous cat plans to leave you dead
He'll chomp on your peers, Grillin' out in his shed

He's that Leatherface prick (Leatherface prick)
He's that Leatherface prick (Leatherface prick)

Covered in your bloodshed
You brawled that cold strange hick
Grandpa gnaws on your noggin
Scene will make you sick
His family's all inbred
Human meat every meal
Black and Decker makes you pass
Out after you've squealed

He's that Leatherface prick (Leatherface prick)
He's that Leatherface prick (Leatherface prick)

Blood will be smeared!
Life won't be spared! Whoooooa!
Won't use sharp shears!
Chainsaw blades tear! (He won't miss no one...)

You're crawlin' through the home of this frightenin' freak
That's when his cousin sneers and you're food for the week
There's tonsils in his waffles and your bones are his fries
Now he's chewin' up your dad since he's outta his mind

He's that Leatherface prick (Leatherface prick)
He's that Leatherface prick (Leatherface prick)

Ahhhhhhhh
Scary texas chainsaw
Pops some TUMs and gulps your ears, Whooooa...
Ahhhhhhhh
Scary texas chainsaw
Mincemeat thumbs will make him cheer, Whooooa...
Ahhhhhhh
Scary Texas Chainsaw

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