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Song Parodies -> "Hard To Stand, I'm Barfin', Man"

Original Song Title:

"Barbara Ann"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Hard To Stand, I'm Barfin', Man"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Another tale of reckless inebriation.
Barf, barf, barf, I'm barfin', man
Man, oh, man, it's hard to stand
I'm barfin' man
Not feelin' grand
Because I'm slammed
I got so f*cked up now I'm reeling
Barfin' at the ceiling
'cause I'm slammed
I'm so damn slammed

Down on my hands, lookin' for the can
Pukin', I sure am, yeah, I'm kneelin' at the can

I'm barfin', man
on floor I'll land
Ain't what I planned

I'm so damn f*cked up, now I'm reelin'
Starin' at the ceiling
Barfin', man
Barf-barf, I just can't stand

Hard to stand, I'm barfin' man
I can't stand, I'm barfin' man

I'm barfin', man, just can't stand
Barfin', man
I'm so damn f*cked now I'm reelin'
this is not appealing
Barfin' man
So messed up, man
Barf-barf, barfin', I am


Kneel at the loo
Too high, I puke
It's not a fluke
Now it's congealed on my suit

Knees and hands
buh-barfin', man
I'm so slammed
not my plan
to get so slammed
so I'm kneeling at the can

And now that puke will be congealing
Towel won't be concealing
From my pants
No way, it's on my pants

Barfin' man, so hard to stand
Messed up, man, I just can't stand

So messed up, man
not my plan
I'm so damn f*cked up, good; not feeling
this is not appealing
Barfin', man
Bu-bu-barfin', damn

Barfin' man, still cannot stand
I'm barfin', man, no can stand
Damn, I can't stand, still barfin, man
Barfin' man, I'm barfin' man
Now I'm barfin' as I'm kneelin'
not too good a feelin'
At the can - barf-barf
Buh-barfin', man

I got too f*cked up, now I'm reeling
Barfin' as I'm kneeling
at the can, barf-barf
buh-barfin', man

My friends are mocking me, I'm steamin'
Wish that I was dreamin'
Hard; they laugh
Har-har, so hard they laugh

I got too damn f*cked up, not appealing
Look at me, I'm kneeling
at the can
I barf, still barfin' man

So now that puke is all congealing
Friends are now all squealing
not my plan

I'm pukin', man
Just missed the can
More pukin', damn...
I've probably got a few extra lines in here, the recording I paced this to seemed to have more than the written versions I found on-line.

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