Song Parodies -> "Invadin' Squirrels"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Invadin' Squirrels"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

and now, a parody about squirrels! but not the cute, nut-gathering things you only run into long enough to say "d'aww..." oh no, these are yard-invading beasts! requested by Ben! please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmIsdMWzdaE

at least the squirrels are cute
but really, they're just in my hair
those bothersome squirrels, my front yard, they hog
I want them out, too many there

I oughta make them dinner, stick them in crock pot, tonight
my cat won't catch squirrels and I'm getting p!$$3d
I want those big tails out of sight!

I Wish I Could, But My Hope Is Fadin'
I'm Tempted To Go And Stick A Blade In
I Wish I Could Chase Away Invadin' Squirrels

my best hope's a friend of mine
lure the squirrels into his van
a trap, to stuff their cheekies, with the nuts in the back
then shut the doors, drive, that's the plan

I never once thought this great big world
really had so many squirrels
yeah and they won't roam, my front yard is their home
home to all of the squirrels in the world

I Wish I Could, But My Hope Is Fadin'
I'm Tempted To Go And Stick A Blade In
I Wish I Could Chase Away Invadin' Squirrels

I Wish I Could Chase Away Invadin' Squirrels
I Wish I Could, But My Hope Is Fadin'
I Wish I Could Chase Away Invadin' Squirrels
I Wish I Could, But My Hope Is Fadin'
I Wish I Could Chase Away Invadin' Squirrels
I Wish I Could, But My Hope Is Fadin'
I Wish I Could Chase Away Invadin' Squirrels
I Wish I Could, But My Hope Is... (fade out)

thanks for reading!

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Rob Arndt - February 16, 2018 - Report this comment

Another winner! 555!

Jonathan - February 16, 2018 - Report this comment

^ thanks, mate!

Ben - February 16, 2018 - Report this comment

Thank you for being kind enough to do this. My family and I appreciate the effort, although we're now dealing with pests in the basement! My brother wants to know if you can write a parody about Chuck Norris. Can you? He won't shut up about him even though I told him he got his butt whooped eight times in martial arts in the sixties. Look it up, it's true!!!

Jonathan - February 16, 2018 - Report this comment

^ no problem, I was glad to do it! so your brother wants a Chuck Norris song, eh? I'll see what I can do...

Caro - November 09, 2018 - Report this comment

Funny. Tired of all this political carpola; however Auntie Maxie & Crazy Nancy & Sleepy Chuckie would make real good subjects.

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