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Song Parodies -> "Ants, Ants, Ants"

Original Song Title:

"Dance, Dance, Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Ants, Ants, Ants"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

After 8 hours of fools, I'm so fed up from the day
I hit the Domino's dial, the pizza man's on his way

But I see ants (ants, ants, ants, now there's really a lot)
Right on the spot (ants, ants, ants, right there on the spot)
They're eatin' my crotch (ants, ants, ants, now they're eatin' my crotch)
Ants, (ants), ants, (ants), ants, (ants), yeah

When I feel 'em around, I try to shake 'em off quick
Got the quick pes-ti-cide, but Raid's not doin' the trick

I still see ants (ants, ants ants, now there's really a lot)
Right on the spot (ants, ants, ants, right there on the spot)
They're eatin' my crotch (ants, ants, ants, now they're eatin my crotch)
Ants, (ants), ants, (ants), ants, (ants), yeah

All these intense ants, they like to show up fast
I'll play in cruel on all fours, and pump out natural gas

Still got the ants, (ants, ants, ants, now there's really a lot)
Right on the spot (ants, ants, ants, right there on the spot)
They're eatin' my crotch (ants, ants, ants, they're still eatin' my crotch)
Ants,(ants), ants,(ants), ants, (ants), yeah

Ants, ants, ants, now there's really a lot
Ants, ants, ants, right there on the spot
Ants, ants, ants, now they're eatin' my crotch
Ants, (ants), ants, (ants), ants, (ants), yeah

Ants, ants, ants, now there's really a lot
Ants, ants, ants, right there on the spot
Ants, ants, ants, now they're eatin' my crotch
Ants, (ants), ants, (ants) ants, (ants), yeah

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