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Song Parodies -> "New Citations"

Original Song Title:

"Good Vibrations"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"New Citations"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

Guy's troubles after stealing a car
Ahh, I love the powerful car I snared
And the way the stoplights played along back there
I hear the sound of a siren wail
On the wind that lifts my pot smoke thru the air

I'm pickin' up new citations
He's listin' up violations
I'm pickin' up new citations ( ooh bop bop, new citations)
He's listin' up violations ( ooh bop bop, violations)
New, new, new, new citations (I'm pickin' up new citations, he's listin' up violations)
New, new, new, new citations (I'm pickin' up new citations, he's listin' up violations)

Blink my eyes, he's standing closer now
Broadly smile, I know I can't rewind
When, my excuses die
I'll be sittin' in a locked up world

I'm pickin' up new citations
He's listin' up violations
I'm pickin' up new citations (ooh bop bop, new citations)
He's listin' up violations (ooh bop bop, violations)
New, new, new, new citations (I'm pickin' up new citations, he's listin' up violations)
New, new, new, new citations (I'm pickin' up new citations, he's listin' up violations)
Citations, at the sub-station, ooh, ahh, ooh

The cell is bare, but he sends me there
Ooh, wah, ooh, for the duration
Ooh my, my, my what a deflation

He just keeps on shovin' thru
Citations attatchin' to me
He just keeps on shovin thru
Citations attatchin' to me
He just keeps on shovin' thru
Citations attatchin' to me

Ahh, new, new, new, new citations (I'm pickin' up new citations, he's listin' up violations)
New, new, new, new citations (I'm pickin' up new citations, he's listin' up violations)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
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Patrick - September 12, 2016 - Report this comment
I did this tune years ago under a pseudonym. I like the concept. As a fan of police chase videos, I can easily picture your scenario.
Jonathan - September 12, 2016 - Report this comment
just goes to show you Crime Doesn't Pay! (unless your Hillary Clinton apparently...) 5's
Lucy Lement - September 13, 2016 - Report this comment
This is hilarious! I would love to see your song made into a music video.
Hal - September 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Here's helping you in your pursuit of Five's!

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