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Song Parodies -> "The Spoof, John B"

Original Song Title:

"The Sloop John B"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"The Spoof, John B"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

He gave us a spoof, John B
Some grand, some wild and free
Around this AIR town he did roam
Writing with might
And pacing laced tight
Emotion he'd stoke up,
And trim it in chrome

Wind's gone from the John B Sail
It's docked, the anchor sets
Honor our Captain of More
Restin' at home, restin' at home,
Restin' at home, yeah, yeah
Bet rhymes still poke up,
There restin' at home

Far out, good spoofs, no junk
Grand tokes from the Cap'n's trunk
Consistently wrote and shipped the cargo our way
Bare midriffs shown,
Sex themes not left alone, yeah, yeah
He could tease with low cup, and bring it on home

Let's raise up the John B ale
Sip of good wine that wets
Toast the good Captain, once more
Back there at home, back there at home
He's restin' at home, restin' at home
(Ring out a John B hail)
Here's to you, John B
Enjoy your limbo... back there, at home
Back there... at .... home...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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John B - September 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW. I hadn't been looking at the site, but someone informed me about your parody. May inspire me to get back to it some day.
AFW - September 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks to you, John...I just drop by every few weeks.. These are lean times...the fat days are gone...we need more oldtimers like yourself...to renourish 'em..
Jonathan - September 23, 2013 - Report this comment
a Barry good parody! my worst pun yet? probably so 5's
Patrick - September 25, 2013 - Report this comment
98 parodies in one day is feat that will probably never be matched--or attempted. And all that I managed to read were first rate.

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