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Song Parodies -> "When I Scritched Her"

Original Song Title:

"Then I Kissed Her"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"When I Scritched Her"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Well I walked up to her
As she basked in sun and thought "I'm a chance"
Her look so enticed
So full of hope, I held out my hands

Made advance, lay by her side
Softly talked, turned down the light
For sure, I started to excite
That’s when I scritched her

Each time I pawed her
I couldn't wait to do it again
All hump-ed her body rose
Showed that she wanted no end

I’d sit and stroke that ‘fur’ so smooth
And stroked that whiskered muffin too
And she showed that she loved me to:
Go on and scritch her

I scritched her in a way
That I'd never scritched a puss before
I scritched her till insane
Made her mope around for more and more

I knew I’d done just fine
From the way that she reacted like mad
And the way gal then did moan
Told me that pussy was glad

Then all after that scritchin’ fine
And mews say we ought now to dine
I felt so happy she was my feline
When then I scritched her

And then I stroked her
And then I fed her

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Total Votes: 9

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Patrick - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment
What did everyone else think you were singing about? Very clever. As long as you feed them, you have a friend for life.
AFW - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment
I just cat say anything bad about this, in fact, very good..
Dave W. - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment
gettin little friskys, I presume
LilCupCakes - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment
amewsing . . . very amewsing
Lifeliver - December 11, 2012 - Report this comment
I remember commenting on this a few days ago but must have failed to hit the send button, sorry. It brings back fond feline memories. Great OS fit and pacing, too. 'Scritch' is a new word for me.
Meriadoc - December 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the v/c on this one everyone.

LL - I think scritch is that nails on a blackboard sort of thing that happens when you rub a cat the wrong way.... ;)
Peregrin - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Nooooo!!!! A scritch is when you quickly move your fingers only - that is, the wrist stays still and the fingertips move quickly back and forward, and you use your nails, effectively. Pussies love it, the harder the better :)

It was mentioned a number of times in Peanuts, Snoopy loved getting 'scritched' (so said Linus).

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