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Song Parodies -> "Vampirella Girls"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Vampirella Girls"

Parody Written by:

Steve Cavanagh

The Lyrics

Hi to the old guard who remember me! I pop back here every couple of years and thought I'd throw in a five minute job. I see there's still no "Forgot Password" functionality :( This one tries to get into the head of the slavering convention fanboy.
Well, convention girls are hot
I really dig costumes they wear
Like the Supergirls with the short red skirts
and their Barbie style hair.

The sleek Black Cats and Widows
really show those curvy thighs
and the Power Girls with that oval thing
it's like a magnet for my eyes

I wish they all could be Vampirella
I wish they all could be Vampirella
I wish they all could be Vampirella girls

I give the Leeloo girls a Multipass,
Harley Quinn's so cute-insane
And Slave Leias get my hopes right up-
I'm fat enough to hold the chain.

To walk around a crowd
in that much skin, they must be brave
but there's only one girl costumed character
where it's compulsory to shave

I wish they all could be Vampirella
I wish they all could be Vampirella
I wish they all could be Vampirella girls

I wish they all could be Vampirella
I wish they all could be Vampirella
I wish they all could be Vampirella
I wish they all could be Vampirella girls

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John Barry - November 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Steve, nice to see you back.
Lifeliver - November 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Not into any of this subject matter but I am into clever lyrical match-ups for classic songs, and this one hits the spot. Come back more often! How about that - security code calls for U5S

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