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Song Parodies -> "Cursin' TSA"

Original Song Title:

"Surfin' USA"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Cursin' TSA"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

If everybody had a notion
To cross the USA
Most everybody'd be cursin'
The freakin' TSA
You'll see 'em tear thru your baggies
Like petty vandals do
A pushy pushy hand dares you
Cursin' TSA

You'll catch 'em cursin' in Walmarts
South of the mountie line
Ocean crusin' vessels
Sailin' the Car-ri-bean
All over Manhattan
And out St. Louie way
Everybody's been cursin'
Cursin' TSA

Well they'll be plannin' all the moves
We're gonna make real soon
They're pattin' down all fur coats
And Ar-man-i suits
And when they're done it's no wonder
We're gone and so far away
Hell, the preacher's are cursin'
Cursin' TSA

Hannity is lobbin'
His special Fox grenades
Tanned and curvy is upset
Because her wares were displayed
All over Day-tona
Down Hi-a-leah way
Everybody's been cursin'
Cursin' TSA

Everybody's been cursin'
Cursin' TSA

Everybody's been cursin'
Cursin' TSA

Yeah, everybody's been cursin'
Cursin' TSA

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Old Man Ribber - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Randy - Fine in every (dis)respect. Those TSA workers are quite "handy"! ;D
John Barry - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
I recently flew out of Oakland. . .no gropes, no peeping--what a disappointment! Still cursing the TSA, though. Nice job.
Patrick - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
TSA is the government's subsidy to the comedy and parody trade. Let's just hope they don't figure out a way to tax us on the value we receive. My brother recently flew out to Seattle to visit family. He was not frisked at the airport, but he was at the football game. Thanks again to Professor Incubus who recorded two of my TSA songs. Check out his web site. Lots of good stuff there.
Mare Garrel - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
This is the best parody on the subject I've seen since "Groped By The TSA"
John Jenkins - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent title and very good parody. Patrick's assessment of the TSA is accurate; but,of course, we will be cursing much more profanely if an actual terrorist gets missed.
Rod W - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Great work, Randy! Fav line: "You'll see 'em tear thru your baggies Like petty vandals do A pushy pushy hand dares you.."
Randy Hearn - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Much Thanks to all!

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