Well I went down to the beach
So I can get a new summer tan, now
I put on my sun lotion
And laid down waiting the best I can , now
But some girl came along
And blocked the sun rays all around the land, now

And her big Buns, Buns, Buns,
Took all the lovely sunshine away
( Buns, Buns, Buns took all the lovely sunshine away )


Well I asked her very politely
If she could please move to the side, now
( Please move to the side, Cause of your big behind)
But the only thing she did
Was to back up so that we would collide, now
( I was scared to my toes, of the coming wide load)
Before I knew it I was
Pinned down by the Continental Divide, now
( No where to hide, a hot dog was I )

And her big Buns, Buns, Buns,
Took all the lovely sunshine away
( Buns, Buns, Buns took all the lovely sunshine away )

Solo Break

Well it took the gang from Baywatch
About an hour and half just to find me, now
( They couldn't quite see, what had happened to me)
They thought an earthquake hit
And I was a casualty from a tsunami, now
( Just like a sand flea, I was now beach debris )
I was so far down
When I came back up I was talking Chinese, now
( I was up in my knees, in rice with beef and broccoli )

Cause her big Buns, Buns, Buns
Took all the lovely sunshine away
( Buns, Buns, Buns took all my lovely sunshine away )