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Song Parodies -> "Stalkin' U.S.A. (Obama's Gone)"

Original Song Title:

"Surfin' U.S.A."

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Stalkin' U.S.A. (Obama's Gone)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Scroll down to watch parody via YouTube link. - - - Obama needs his own TV show. He keeps showing up at primetime. Is a restraining order necessary?
If everybody had a quotient
Divide the USA
Would Obama stop stalking
Like Hell, I say no way.
You see him wear out his welcome
And watch his scandals, too
A pushy pushy worn pitchman
Stalking usa

You catch him stalking at grade schools
To keep the kids in line
Sloppy Razzle dazzle
Until we shout you lie
All over the networks
To down dissenting fray

Yes Obama’s gone stalking
Stalking usa

He will be canning our welfare
He’s gonna date Michelle
We’re waxing up for turf wars
Can’t wait for 2012
He’s like your ex now in primetime

He just won’t go away
Teleprompter-near stalking
Stalkin' U.S.A.

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A. Person - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
You know, I wish you people would stop discrediting the president, it's getting rather old. It really breaks my heart that you're not giving him a fair chance. I mean, the guy's only been in office for eight months and already you're saying hurtful things about him. :'( I wish you'd stop it already. I have a feeling that in the next 3 yrs he's gonna eventually do a decent job, and my mother shares that opinion. Now please, let's not be so unkind. :(
Jonathan - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
well I did have an Obama joke to tell but apparently SOMEONE doesn't want us saying mean things about him "cough"A.Person"cough" but I will say this your parody is very good especially video with the little speaking part 555
Fiddlegirl - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Coulda made it longer! :D I liked the "pushy, pushy worn pitchman" line, particularly.
Tommy Turtle - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
It's missing the second chorus and the echo lines at the end, but every noob, like every dog, gets one free bite. 555, and welcome to AmIRight!

@ A. Person: And in those seven months, he's accomplished virtually nothing, despite the campaign promises; reneged *already* on several (gays in the military, warrantless surveillance, etc.), and done some other baddies. (*No* POTUS -- or any citizen of the USA, for that matter -- is to bow before a foreign leader, *ever*.) Just 'cuz you don't like peeps telling the truth... and where were you during the daily onslaught of Bush-bashes? Not particularly fond of W myself, but the shoe is on the other foot, and the POTUS is *always* fair game for satire. Such sore losers, these Leftists -- can dish it out, but can't take it. Too bad.
Righty - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
A. Person, you leftist dickbags hated on Bush around here for eight long years while making love to every Commie (Hugo Chavez), Islamonazi (Mahmoud Ahmadinejad), and just plain nutjob (Cindy Sheehan) who hated on him in your leftstream lapdog media. Now it's your 0bamugabe's turn. Suck it up, beyatch: this is what you get for humping on traitors' and anti-American dictators' legs all this time.
R. Person - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Now that's what I'm stalkin' about! Fives all around!
rob - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
gotta agree with the above comments. it would be great to pen a positive parody about the odumbinator, but unless you are lazy, stupid, illegal, have no principals, or are a crook, he's done nothing good for anyone.
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
He stopped the Bush Recession from turning into a depression. He put our financial house back in order. He stopped torture. He put in place a plan to end the Iraq War that even John McCain said he could live with. He started to actually fight the war Bush ignored in Afghanistan. He turned Lebanon's election around so that they voted Hezbollah out. He got to September 11 of his first year in office without letting terrorists destroy a skyscraper. (That's what happens when you're President and you read your national security memos.) He properly pronounced "nuclear." He put Sonia Sotomayor on the Supreme Court. Face it, the only thing he's done wrong is not tell Joe "You Lie!" Wilson, "Read the bill, fool!" And, lest we forget.... He won. The American people chose him and rejected the discredited, disgraceful opposition. Conservatism doesn't work, and people who want "smaller government" are going to be in the minority for a long, long time. And by the way, this was a terrible parody with missing lines and bad rhymes.
Gallup Poll @ Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Note that the number who have admitted their mistake has quadrupled. Our poll, along with two others, was cited as "facts" (look those up in a dictionary), in a parody on which you chose not to comment, which was a blessed relief to all, we're sure, but it has the "facts" about the declining approval and skyrocketing disapproval.

What stopped the recession? The talking heads on CNBC say it hasn't bottomed yet. What financial house back in order? Look at the deficit figures in the song cited above, how much worse he's making it.... n/m, "there are none so blind as him who will not see".
Neilliene - February 11, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks, for all your thoughts and votes. Didn't mean to anger any peeps, just highlighting events that most media ignores. ps. I kept it short so it wouldn't drag on and bore. Here's a link to my other few videos. There are no 555's, but you may get a smile. Also ... one of them is a serious parody. Go figure.

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