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Song Parodies -> "Bring Flu To Your School"

Original Song Title:

"Be True To Your School"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Bring Flu To Your School"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Just get it over with!

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ijkYkJfg0s
When some mean virus tries to put you down
And you fear you'll be late
And you don't feel okay
Now don't stay in your study
Drag your ass off to school
No matter what is your state

Go bring flu to your school now
Just spread the germs to all girls and guys
Bring flu to your school now
And help the tabloids say die
Bring flu to your school

You got a lubricous sweat goin'
And an aching up front
You got a terminal hack
Be proud to spit it out
Where you cruise around
The SAT scores go down
As if all kids were on crack

Go bring flu to your school now
Just spread the germs to all girls and guys
Bring flu to your school now
And help the tabloids say die
Bring flu to your school

The swine flu is just hot air, it's a tabloid shame
I'd say a sty pen write
That we should smash right now
The paper boys are working double overtime
As they make lungs clamp up tight

Go bring flu to your *cough* now
Just spread the germs to all *cough* and guys
Bring *cough* to your *cough* now
And help the *cough, cough* say die
Bring *cough* to *cough, cough*

*cough, cough, cough*, bring flu to your school
*cough, cough, cough*, bring flu to your school
*cough, cough, cough*, bring flu to your school
*cough, cough, cough*, bring flu to your school


© Peter Andersson. I wanted to write a song about swine flu, I wanted to fill it with witty social commentary and maybe a subtle stab or two at Rupert Murdoch (who owns more tabloids than anyone else in the world and also has financial interests in the manufacturing of the Tamiflu vaccine), I wanted to do that but I failed, so instead I wrote this stupid ditty full of lyrical phlegm!

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Susanna Viljanen - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Here's 555 doses of swine flu vaccines.
DJ Blaze - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious title switch! I had a fever a while back, but it was tame compared to Swine Flu. 555
Fiddlegirl - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
If you don't want H1N1, wash your hands... :D

On behalf of all schoolteachers everywhere... If you're sick-- *just stay home*!!!
Guy - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Peter - good parody - bad flu.

TV news trailer...

H1N1 shuts down over half of the city's schools - Phlegm at 11.

5's at this parody. Nice one Peter.
Christie Marie M - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Flu is very contagious! When I had the flu in my school days, my parents forced me to go because it was close to Christmas vacation at the time and they don't want me to miss any school days. 555.
John Barry - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
The flu is no laughing matter, but this parody is.
blackjack21 - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
555 flu is contagious.

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