When some mean virus tries to put you down
And you fear you'll be late
And you don't feel okay
Now don't stay in your study
Drag your ass off to school
No matter what is your state

Go bring flu to your school now
Just spread the germs to all girls and guys
Bring flu to your school now
And help the tabloids say die
Bring flu to your school

You got a lubricous sweat goin'
And an aching up front
You got a terminal hack
Be proud to spit it out
Where you cruise around
The SAT scores go down
As if all kids were on crack

Go bring flu to your school now
Just spread the germs to all girls and guys
Bring flu to your school now
And help the tabloids say die
Bring flu to your school

The swine flu is just hot air, it's a tabloid shame
I'd say a sty pen write
That we should smash right now
The paper boys are working double overtime
As they make lungs clamp up tight

Go bring flu to your *cough* now
Just spread the germs to all *cough* and guys
Bring *cough* to your *cough* now
And help the *cough, cough* say die
Bring *cough* to *cough, cough*

*cough, cough, cough*, bring flu to your school
*cough, cough, cough*, bring flu to your school
*cough, cough, cough*, bring flu to your school
*cough, cough, cough*, bring flu to your school