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Song Parodies -> "Merge"
Original Song Title:
"Dance, Dance Dance"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Beach Boys
Parody Song Title:
"Merge"
Parody Written by:
Mr. K
The Lyrics
This parody is about the American auto industry and its need to merge with other companies, whether they are American or foreign, automotive or aerospace, or farm implements or military vehicles. As a proud American, I don't want to see the Japanese and Koreans to take up even more of the American auto market than they already occupy. Therefore, Mr. K says "Merge! Merge! Merge!" to General Motors, Ford and Chrysler! Note: "Cad" means Cadillac, a well-known brand of American luxury car that is manufactured by the ailing General Motors Corporation, "Mopar" is a colloquial term for Chrysler Motors and a nickname for its products in general, "our" is pronounced "ARR", "GM" is pronounced "GEE-EMM", and "market" is pronounced "MARR-kit" , all for pacing reasons.
After 100 years, the Big Three's almost dead
Fed won't bail 'em out, and death's certainly near
They gotta merge, merge merge merge, let's save Chrysler and Dodge, right on the spot
Let's all merge so we'll last a long time
(Merge, merge, merge, so we'll last a long time)
Merge, (merge), Merge, (merge), Merge! Yeah!
When the Big Three falls, Japan'll take the market
A Big Three Merger will certainly do the trick
They gotta merge, merge merge merge, let's save Buick and Cad
Let's all merge so we'll last a long time
Merge, merge, merge, so we'll last a long time
Merge, (merge), Merge, (merge), Merge! Yeah!
Oh my!
Now the Japanese, they cornered our market
And the Big Three is slow, their cars don't sell too fast
They gotta merge (merge, merge, merge, save Chevy and Ford) right on the spot
Let's all merge so we'll last a long time
Merge, merge, merge, so we'll last a long time
Merge, (merge), Merge, (merge), Merge! Yeah!
Merge, merge, merge, let's save Pontiac
Merge, merge, merge, Mopar, GM and Ford
(Merge, merge, too late to save Oldsmobile
Merge, (merge), Merge, (merge), Merge! Yeah!
Merge, merge, merge, let's save GMC
Merge, merge merge, Mopar, GM and Ford
Fed won't bail 'em out, and death's certainly near
They gotta merge, merge merge merge, let's save Chrysler and Dodge, right on the spot
Let's all merge so we'll last a long time
(Merge, merge, merge, so we'll last a long time)
Merge, (merge), Merge, (merge), Merge! Yeah!
When the Big Three falls, Japan'll take the market
A Big Three Merger will certainly do the trick
They gotta merge, merge merge merge, let's save Buick and Cad
Let's all merge so we'll last a long time
Merge, merge, merge, so we'll last a long time
Merge, (merge), Merge, (merge), Merge! Yeah!
Oh my!
Now the Japanese, they cornered our market
And the Big Three is slow, their cars don't sell too fast
They gotta merge (merge, merge, merge, save Chevy and Ford) right on the spot
Let's all merge so we'll last a long time
Merge, merge, merge, so we'll last a long time
Merge, (merge), Merge, (merge), Merge! Yeah!
Merge, merge, merge, let's save Pontiac
Merge, merge, merge, Mopar, GM and Ford
(Merge, merge, too late to save Oldsmobile
Merge, (merge), Merge, (merge), Merge! Yeah!
Merge, merge, merge, let's save GMC
Merge, merge merge, Mopar, GM and Ford
Enjoy! If you want to record this parody, feel free to. Mr. K doesn't do copyrights! God Bless America and Support our Troops Overseas!
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This parody fits the times quite well, although the pacing was good but not great. All in all, a great first-time effort, Mr. K!
Sir, What the future will be, is not appearing in my ~Magic Crystal Ball ~, regarding the ~BIG 3~ . . . . ?
Andria: Thanks for the compliment. LadyCadCakes: Thank you.
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