Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Sweetbreads USA"

Original Song Title:

"Surfin' USA"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Sweetbreads USA"

Parody Written by:

Invisible Boy

The Lyrics

I hope this doesn't gross anybody out, but if you think I'm It !
Sweetbreads USA

If everybody had the notion
Across the USA
To try a bit of fine dining
Just like a real gourmet
You’d see ‘em cleansing their palettes
With dollops of sorbet
Then bitin’ into those organs
Sweetbreads USA

The Europeans use Thymus
From baby calves and lambs
While here we use the testes
Of full-grown bulls and rams
I’d give my left-nut to try some
But I’m not hung that way
I guess I’ll just place an order
Sweetbreads USA

Well, I just took a trip to Bangor
To see those flanneled freaks
But I found Maine’s “endless summer”
Only lasts four-weeks
I’m just so sick of this lobster
“Please no more clams” I pray
Hope I’ll soon be enjoyin’
Sweetbreads USA

I’ll soon be heading to the West Coast
To try that laid-back scene
I’ll take a drive to El Cajon
Meet-up with Jan and Dean
There We’ll be feasting on gonads
Prepared that special way
‘Cuz it just “tastes like chicken”
Sweetbreads USA


Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   14

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Rex - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Sweetbread, sweetmeat -- I guess they think if they put "sweet" in front of it no one will notice what it really is. Sweet parody, though.
alvin - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
unique and scary concept....i'm a meat and potatoes man, myself
John Barry - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Some cojones in El Cajon. A sweet parody.
Stephen Harrington - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Hurts just to think about it. 555
Wendy Christopher - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Heck, it made MY eyes water just reading it - and I'm a WOMAN! Hilarious parody though - a full round of 5's. (I'm going to sing this version to my husband to pay him back for playing TOS constantly in the car!! :^D )
Ann Hammond - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Guy - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I guess IB, you are just nuts over this delicacy. I used to "prune" young male lambs when I worked on the farm as a lad and into my teens, but we just canned 'em. (and I am not taking about canned in the same sense of preserving). The process was simple. You got this gum band stretcher (gum band is Pittsburghese for rubber band) and fitted it over the jewels which cut off the blood supply. Within a few days it was like so much dead skin. One slice with a sharp knife and instant nueter. It was quite painless. Then a dab of the old purple medicine with the nasty smell and off they'd go none the wiser. Sheep give birth in the late winter/early spring. The males were fattened up and sent to slaughter in about 8 to 10 weeks. The females were kept for the wool that was sheared in the summer. About 6 full time rams were kept onhand for stud service. These were the lucky ones I guess. I've heard this delicacy called "mountain oysters", and not the kind you'd find in Meine.

Good parody. A little nutty but good. Bon Appetit,
Dee Range - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
"I'd give my left nut to try some....but I'm not hung that way".....beautiful. Now I'm gonna be sick ;-)
Jeff Reuben - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
That was interesting...I learned something new be careful when I order sweetbread :)
littleCowCurl - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Years ago i was told by a Calif. Rancher that this procedure, along with branding & medical shots was performed on the calves while the upset mother cows watched from the hillside! Afterwards, thelarge kettle boiled, and only the Portuguese Ranchers were allowed to partake of the rocky mtn. oysters!
Matthias - May 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Ewwwwww.... People actually eat this stuff, and consider it FINE DINING!!!! What the heck is wrong with people!?!?! You should not consider balls a delicacy! Good points brought up here with plenty of humor.
Max Power - May 20, 2008 - Report this comment
More of a pound cake fan myself
Guy - May 23, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4S) My comment made earlier still applies. I re-read it and it was just as awesome as the first time - hope it was good for you too =;-)
Agrimorfee - May 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Writing this parody took...courage. 555
Red Ant - May 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Dee Range already mentioned my favorite lines. I didn't get the Jan and Dean reference, but I do thank you and Guy for curing the blueballs I had from watching the video Mikey linked. =) Well done, IB.
stuart mcarthur - May 28, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) meeting up with Jan and Dean was a nice get, IB, and as usual lots of nice lines beautifully paced - 555
bobpiecheese - May 28, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4-S) Heh-heh...balls are funny. This was brilliant, IB - you get 555 for adding in 'gonads' alone! The rest was hilarious, of course. But you wrote 'gonads'. GENIUS.
Below Average Dave - May 28, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) "While here we use the testes Of full-grown bulls and rams", would love to see THAT on "Say What Karaoke"! This was funny, kinda disturbing, but in a hilarious way. It took major cahonas to do this one.
Mikey Squirrel - May 28, 2008 - Report this comment
ABC- You gotta have alot of balls to write this, let alone try eating this. Very funny and well done, IB.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1370