Song Parodies -> I Shit a Pound
| Original Song Title: | "I Get Around" |
| Original Performer: | The Beach Boys |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Shit a Pound" |
| Parody Written by: | Frank Lockner |
I grabbed a bite at this Taco Bell across the strip.
I knew I'd be on the can before it hit my lip.
My buddies and me are beginning to groan
And we barely reach the seats before are guts have blown.
I shit a pound.
(shit a pound pound pound I shit a pound)
Made an awful sound.
(shit a pound pound pound I shit a pound)
Found a real cool spot,
(shit a pound pound pound I shit a pound)
Then I proceed to plop.
(shit a pound pound pound I shit a pound)
I shit a pound.
Shit a pound pound pound ewwww.
We hit the Peking Mile anytime that we can.
And by the 3rd Mapo doufu they've done started the fans.
Now, it can get real messy if your timing ain't right.
So we all bring extra boxers every Saturday night.
I shit a pound.
(shit a pound pound pound I shit a pound)
Made an awful sound.
(shit a pound pound pound I shit a pound)
Found a real cool spot,
(shit a pound pound pound I shit a pound)
Then I proceed to plop.
(shit a pound pound pound I shit a pound)
I shit a pound...
Pound pound shit a pound, I shit a pound
Yeah, shit a pound, ewwww.
I knew I'd be on the can before it hit my lip.
My buddies and me are beginning to groan
And we barely reach the seats before are guts have blown.
I shit a pound.
(shit a pound pound pound I shit a pound)
Made an awful sound.
(shit a pound pound pound I shit a pound)
Found a real cool spot,
(shit a pound pound pound I shit a pound)
Then I proceed to plop.
(shit a pound pound pound I shit a pound)
I shit a pound.
Shit a pound pound pound ewwww.
We hit the Peking Mile anytime that we can.
And by the 3rd Mapo doufu they've done started the fans.
Now, it can get real messy if your timing ain't right.
So we all bring extra boxers every Saturday night.
I shit a pound.
(shit a pound pound pound I shit a pound)
Made an awful sound.
(shit a pound pound pound I shit a pound)
Found a real cool spot,
(shit a pound pound pound I shit a pound)
Then I proceed to plop.
(shit a pound pound pound I shit a pound)
I shit a pound...
Pound pound shit a pound, I shit a pound
Yeah, shit a pound, ewwww.
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Just goes to show, you can write about the deuce and still be funny.
I think you were just sh*ttin` around with this parody. Go scrub your ass and wipe 5 times.
The title grabbed me, and although I know I shouldn't, I really enjoyed thia (almost as much as I enjoy laying cabl...I'll stop there) 555
Do you know why they got rid of HITS snack food? Because when it was placed end to end on shelves it read like this:
HITS**********HITS*************
HITs***s***s***s***s***s***s***s***s***s***s***s***s***s***s***s***s***S
(Uncle John's Bathroom Reader)
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