Song Parodies -> "Spank the Bratty Girls"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

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"Spank the Bratty Girls"

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The Lyrics

Note to the hypersensitive women out there: I am JUST KIDDING. There are actually three kinds of girls: the ones I mention in this spoof, and the ones who don't fit either description. But the third category doesn't deserve to be spanked because they AREN'T BRATS. Got it?

Well, East coast girls will tease you
With their very sexy lace,
And the Southern girls will invite you in,
So dad can kick you out of their place.
The Midwest farmer's daughters
Really slap you in the face,
And the Northern girls will knock you out
With their noxious cans of mace!

I wish we men could all spank the bratty,
I wish we men could all spank the bratty,
I wish we men could all spank the bratty girls!

The West coast has the sunshine,
Which is why I live back east.
I think a string bikini on a west-coast tease
Ain't worth gettin' skin cancer disease!
I been all around this great big world,
I've just seen two kind of girls:
Gold-diggers who take away everything you have,
Dykes who fawn all over other girls.

I wish we men could all spank the bratty,
I wish we men could all spank the bratty,
I wish we men could all spank the bratty girls!
I wish we men could all spank the bratty,
(Girls, girls, girls, they deserve it)
I wish we men could all spank the bratty,
(Girls, girls, girls, they deserve it)
I wish we men could all spank the bratty,
(Girls, girls, girls, they deserve it)
I wish we men could all spank the bratty,
(Girls, girls, girls, they deserve it)

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Kristof Robertson - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment

I think I know why this hasn't got any votes, Mike...although you said "just kidding" in your preamble, this comes across as a tad misogynistic anyway. Sorry, I won't vote on this.

Michael McVey - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment

KR, I appreciate your candor. All I can say in my defense is that hyperbole is often used in humor and I was using it here. Of course not all women are gold-diggers and lesbians --- my wife, my mother and a lot of my online friends are examples. Especially when you leave the U.S., you begin to see the feminists and materialists there as an aberration and not representative of their gender. It's just that they've caused so many problems in America, and their constant victim-playing has gotten them so much sympathy from the powers that be, that imo they are in need of a reality check (by non-violent means, of course). I hope you will not be any less a fan of my non-chauvinistic work ;) MM

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