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Song Parodies -> "Help, I Ponder"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me, Rhonda"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Help, I Ponder"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

well, i've been feelin' down
bummin' out
stewin' in my head
contemplate suicide
the thought starts formin'
till i'm full of dread

when younger, i felt just fine (felt just fine)
but i've felt a growin' need in time
i want some help, i ponder
help me cause i'm fallin' apart

help, i ponder, help, help, i ponder
help, i ponder, help, help, i ponder
wah wah wah wah
help, i ponder, help, help, i ponder
help, i ponder, help, help, i ponder
wah wah wah wah
help, i ponder, help, help, i ponder
help, i ponder, help, help, i ponder
wah wah wah wah
help, i ponder, yeah
cause i'm fallin' apart

i've been sunny all my life
but i've become a dreary man
i don't wanna be a guy
who's a sour puss
it ain't in my plans
i ponder, and then decide ( i decide)
that i need a mate to share the ride
i want some help, i ponder
help me cause i'm fallin' apart

help, i ponder, help, help, i ponder
help, i ponder, help, help, i ponder
wah wah wah wah
help, i ponder, help, help, i ponder
help, i ponder, help, help, i ponder
wah wah wah wah
help, i ponder, help, help, i ponder
help, i ponder, help, help, i ponder
wah wah wah wah
help, i ponder, yeah
cause i'm fallin' apart

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Michael E Cormier - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I can relate with the recent turmoil in my life, but stepping outside the box, still it's a good parody.555
Ann Hammond - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Sounds like I'm surfin through life backwards. Hang in there alvin
alvin rhodes - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks michael and ann
AFW - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
This match lites up really good
Tommy Turtle - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
See TT comment at your ""A Chair And A Tree". 555, and keep on laughin' . (Hey, there's an idea for parody of The Gentrys' "Keep On Dancin'"! ...feel free.)
Yoidy - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Chicks! Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em. 555
alvin rhodes - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW tommy and yoidy
Adagio - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Really good one alvin! 5's
Meriadoc - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
A triple helping of fives... :-)

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