well, they've been filling up my time, you see
for oh, i don't know how long
time does not fly, with diapers stinking
someone smells so darn strong

though i love all these guys
it makes things tough with five
and i say

those squirmy babies...(those squirmy babies)
everywhere they turn and dive
(those squirmy babies...those squirmy babies)

i guess i should've kept my legs shut
when he started to grab...kept up my guard
but i just gave in now
i pushed those babies...earned my scars

i'm glad they're all alive
but i can't handle five
and i say

those squirmy babies...(those squirmy babies)
everywhere they turn and dive
(those squirmy babies...those squirmy babies)

with all those babies, i must bathe today
it takes so long...i come unglued
and if i had some help while scrubbing babies
i would feel such gratitude

oh what it does to me
when they act crazily
and i say

those squirmy babies...(those squirmy babies)
everywhere they turn and dive
(those squirmy babies...those squirmy babies)