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Song Parodies -> "Wooden Kids Are Nice"

Original Song Title:

"Wouldn't It Be Nice"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Wooden Kids Are Nice"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

wooden kids are nice...and i'm a molder
and i've got a log of pine, yay long
and wooden kids are fun to piece together
its the kind of wood that holds up strong

you know i'm gonna make him anti-weather
so he'll be watertight and stay...together

wooden kids are blessed with knotty makeup
in the morning, he'll be stained and glued
and after that, a day spent clamped together
then a little paint and he'll be through

there'll be times of need when he needs mending
i wish he didn't have these strings...suspending
wooden kids are nice

maybe if..i hope and wish and call upon that fairy, blue
maybe then...she'd wave her magic wand
and make my dreams come true
it would be scary
but man, i'd be happy
wooden kids are nice

you've heard my dreams about a son...i shout it
i'm gonna drill and tap and sand and rout it
i'm so sure about it
wooden kids are nice

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Paul Robinson - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
So many questions, but I'll pose just one now: What do you do when he's 'knotty'...HAR...OH...that's a bad pun...but this is a good parody - 5's ~ ~ ~
Adagio - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Is this one about Pinocchio, and whats-his-name?
alvin rhodes - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks paul and adagio (yep, gepetto)
Michael Pacholek - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I cannot tell a lie: I loved it. OK, I can tell a lie, but I still liked it a lot.
Rex - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
This certainly spruces up today's submissions! (Hey, it was either that or "It takes a lot of balsa to write this well!")
AFW - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I know you've done others about Pinocchio..I take it, it is one of your favorite stories...a polished finishing job here-5 coats
alvin rhodes - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks michael rex and AFW ( yeah, i dig pinoke)
Tommy Turtle - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL funny and clever from superb title switch to close mimic of OS phonetics. I'm not gonna mahogany more space: 555, and btw, a lonely Ms. Funicello called and wants to know if you'd like to marionette.
Rick C - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
You are the puppet master, alvin. 555
Matthias - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I woodn't lie to you, this was good
Dee Range - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Great play off the OS. 555
Larry Hensley - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
It'll be nice to give this 555's.
Red Ant - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I have no great puns or oaks to tell, I cedar already taken! After dealing with "other people's kids" today, "Quiet Kids Are Nice" would have been a more fitting parody. Maybe I've planted a seed there someone can nurture. 5s.
alvin rhodes - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks tommy rick matthias dee larry and red ant

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