(instrumental intro)

John Fund's story is bizarre,
'Bout abuse, listen and understand now.
To Bill Clinton, he was an adversary;
Johnny's hide has been tanned now.
His old lady has blasted his abuse,
Of the physical kind now.
Now she says, "Fund, Fund, Fund,
You're a baddie, now just please go away!"

Now John Fund can't stand her,
'Cause she talked, and she made him lose face now.
(Made him lose face now, made him lose face...)
Because the Fortune 500 has now seen John Fund put in his place now.
(Put in his place now, put in his place...)
Thrower of slime now must catch it,
Though he pleads, everyone's on his case now
(They're all on his case now, they're all on his case...)
Now she says, "Fund, Fund, Fund,
You're a baddie, now just please go away!"

(instrumental break)

Morgan knew before long, John was bad,
And she's wised up to him now.
(She's wised up to him now, she's wised up to him...)
It took a special brand of sleaze,
For he used to date her mom - fooled her, too, now.
(He shouldn't have lied now, he shouldn't have lied...)
It didn't take her long to leave this hypocrite, so what will he do now?
Now she says, "Fund, Fund, Fund,
You're a baddie, now just please go away!"
Now she says, "Fund, Fund, Fund,
You're a baddie, now just please go away!"

(Fund, Fund, Fund, You're a baddie, now just please go away!)
(Fund, Fund, Fund, You're a baddie, now just please go away!)
(Fund, Fund, Fund, You're a baddie, now just please go away!)
(Fund, Fund, Fund, You're a baddie, now just please go away!)

(repeat last refrain and fade)