Song Parodies -> "The F-Bomb"

Original Song Title:

"The Weight"

Original Performer:

"The F-Bomb"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is about the travails of genial but slow witted Donny in the movie, " The Big Lebowski" who always gets cut off by Walter whenever he tries to speak with .. "Shut the F-bomb up, Donnie

I rolled in the tournament
Cant even get in half a word
I just need a place
Where my thoughts are heard
Hey Walter can you tell me
Who's this Lenin sh*tbird
He just scowled, shook his head
F*** was all I heard

Shut the f*** up. Donnie
Shut your trap for me
Shut the f*** up. Donnie
Or ... or ... or
You'll get a load of grief from me

I picked up my ball
Was looking for another strike
When I saw Duder and The Jesus
Jawing side by side
I said, "Hey Duder"
Jesus ain't your biggest fan
Dude said "I dont know
Thats just his opinion man"

Sh#t the f*** up, Donnie
Shut your yap for free
Shut the f*** up, Donnie
Or ... or ... or
You'll get more grief from me

Ease off, big Sobchuk
There's nothing I get to say
And there's the Dude
And Dude's waiting on a rug payday
Well, Dude, my friend
What about that Maude hottie?
She gave me her favors, Don
So I stayed and kept Maude company

Shut the f*** up Donnie
Shut your trap for me
Shut the f*** up, Donnie
Or ... or ... or
You'll get a load of grief from me

Crazy Walter harrowed me
And caught Smoke on the line
Said, "I will end your days
If you write down a nine
Now wait a minute, Walter
You know Smoke's a peaceful man
He said, " Thats OK, Don
Just mark it zero while he can

(Shut the f ... yadda, yadda ..)

Rolled my bowling ball now
And knocked down only nine
Right side is feeling odd
And I do believe its time
To get back to My Maker
You know He's the Only One
Who saw fit to take Walt's friends
Before their time in Vietnam

Shut the heck up, Donnie
Shut your trap for me
Shut the heck up up Donnie
Or .. or .. or .....
You'll get no rest from me

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CML - March 21, 2024 - Report this comment

Had to use heck in the last refrain because you cant drop the F-Bomb a mere three lines where The Allmighty is referenced. It simply cant be done. After all that would have triggered an extreme a reaction from my brutally deranged fifth grade nun, Sister Mary Battle Ax

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