My face is covered with mountains; they're all red-tipped volcanoes
Courtesy of excessive chocolate and a bit too much cocoa
And whenever you squeeze them, they release tons of infection goo
So I just cover them all up; yet more I always seem to accrue

Ugly pimpled freak - that is me
If one springs a leak, it's nasty
I need to get rid of this acne
Epidermis infections sure ain't no fun

Beware of acne debris, "cause this big one is gonna blow
I've got a bunch of facial nukes, and every last one of them shows
My looks ain't in my favor, my pimples I do shun
I pop "em, but they just keep comin' back, and I start from step 1

Ugly pimpled freak - that is me
If one springs a leak, it's nasty
I need to get rid of this acne
Epidermis infections sure ain't no fun

Got to stop new zits beginning, in case the infections turn to staph
My face has way more spots than a leopard or giraffe
Now there's one thing in the whole wide world, I sure would like to see
That's when these little zits of mine all pack up and leave me be

Ugly pimpled freak - that is me
If one springs a leak, it's nasty
I need to get rid of this acne
Epidermis infections sure ain't no fun

Now my hair was getting a bit too long, so I had to go and cut my locks
Seeing all of my pimples at once was a heck of a nasty shock
So I poured on hydrogen peroxide, "till they gave up in defeat
And now there is not one more drop of pus for them to excrete

Ugly pimpled freak - that was me
When one sprang a leak, "twas nasty
I finally got rid of that acne
Epidermis infections sure ain't no fun

Now my pimple-free forehead is a fine sight to behold
And this story is one that never seems to get old
Nowadays I don't worry "bout the condition of my skin
And though Clearasil may seem tempting
Chuck that junk right in the trash bin

Ugly pimpled freak - that was me
When one sprang a leak, "twas nasty
I finally got rid of that acne
Epidermis infections sure ain't no fun