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Song Parodies -> "The Night I Dragged Her Knickers Down"

Original Song Title:

"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"

Original Performer:

The Band

Parody Song Title:

"The Night I Dragged Her Knickers Down"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

virgin dames are my game
and i'm flirtin' until obtained
i get them slammed on champagne
and flat on their backs again
with a bottle of ' 65
they get horny...and won't be denied
by half past ten...those women have fell
what a time...and my member served them well

the night i dragged her knickers down
and how her head was ringin'
the night i dragged her knickers down
well, she was plastered and singin'
she went...blah...blah blah blah...blah blah
blah blah blah blah..blah blah blah blah blah

i got no wife...i'm fancy-free
and i love the gals, you see
virgin's flock 'round me
and their goes their chastity
now, they don't mind me gettin' wood
and they ain't scared, while they're gettin' it good
i take what i need and get redressed
and it is heaven...i'm livin' the life that's best

the night i dragged her knickers down
and how her head was ringin'
the night i dragged her knickers down
well, she was plastered and singin'
she went...blah...blah blah blah...blah blah
blah blah blah blah..blah blah blah blah blah

like my father before me
i'm a virile man
i'm no father...believe me
despite my one night stands
if the gal's eighteen...i always crave
lest they're skanky...and they just don't shave
there might be some blood beneath the sheets
you can't patch that thing back up..when its incomplete

the night i dragged her knickers down
and how her head was ringin'
the night i dragged her knickers down
well, she was plastered and singin'
she went...blah...blah blah blah...blah blah
blah blah blah blah..blah blah blah blah blah

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

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Peregrin - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, is this a self-portrait? :)
Stuart McArthur - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
that is excellent, alvin - the first line was a beauty, and you tied so many other lines to the OS's lines - very clever - 555
John Barry - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like you drove your dicksie up. Very good!
Johnny D - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, this is a brilliant SEX PARODY that's worth 5's!
Rick C - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, Behave! (Not). This is really funny, you pig.....555
Millard - April 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Good song, but "have fell"??
alvin rhodes - April 24, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin....and no, not really...lol...and thanks to stuart john johnny rick and millard....okay, i guess it should have been "have fallen"...i claim "poetic license"
mandamoo - March 03, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll never see this song in the same vein again... ;)
alvin - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks mandamoo
UnKnownVo - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for your knightly virility, Sir Alvin, ~ Duke of Downed Knickers~
alvin - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks UnknownVo

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