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Song Parodies -> ""Kill These Liberals" (Dennis Miller's failed presidential race)"

Original Song Title:

"Dance This Mess Around"

Original Performer:

The B-52's

Parody Song Title:

""Kill These Liberals" (Dennis Miller's failed presidential race)"

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The Lyrics

It's 2016. Dennis Miller has run against Senator Hillary Clinton for president and he has lost. He is beyond dejected. But, he plans to get his revenge!
(The music starts.)

Dennis Miller:Remember when you cheered me on.
Remember when you'd vote for me. Common, give my views credit. Before you turn hippie. Look at me! Look at me! Pay me some mind.

(Dennis Miller grabs a machine gun and a microphone, and shoots a shot in the air!)

Dennis Miller:WHY WON'T YOU VOTE FOR ME? I DON'T HATE DEMOCRATS! I've views that are liberal. I have friends that are democrats!

(John Lovitz and Dana Carvey come out of hiding each with machine guns of their own.)

John Lovitz:Kill these liberals! Kill these liberals! Kill! Kill!

Dennis Miller:We'll take over the country. We'll kill these liberals!

John Lovitz and Dana Carvey:Take over Congress. Take over the senate. Take over government. Take over the state!

Dennis Miller:Swagger, swagger, swagger, swagger, swagger, swagger with my gun.

John Lovitz:Shape up this country!

Dana Carvey:Look, do we have to take over everything!

Lovitz and Miller:WHAT?!

Dana Carvey:I said, do we have to take over everything?

Lovitz and Miller:You're that lame?

Dana Carvey:(Cowering) I'm just saying!

Dennis Miller:(Shoots off gun) Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! All of them are in the lobby. We'll kill these liberals!

John Lovitz:Replace them all with comics! Replace them all with comics!

Dennis Miller:Instead of John Kerry.........

John Lovitz:(Thinking) Dana Carvey!

Dennis Miller:Instead of Hillary Clinton........

John Lovitz:(Smiles at Dennis) That should be you!

Dennis Miller:Swagger, swagger, swagger, swagger, swagger, swagger, swagger, my new gig!

John Lovitz:(Grabs a gun) It's time to finish them off!

Dana Carvey:John, can't we let some of the liberals live?

Lovitz and Miller:WHAT?

Dana Carvey:I'm asking, can't we let some of the liberals live?

Lovitz and Miller:YOU'RE THAT LAME?

Dana Carvey:(Cowering) Well, Im just saying!

(The three of them go where the politicians all are. They start shooting all of them dead!)

Miller, Carvey and Lovitz:Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

Dennis Miller:Stop! (Rescues Newt Gingrich. Gives him the gun.) Kill those liberals!

Miller Carvey and Lovitz:Kill those liberals! Bang! Bang! Kill, kill, kill those liberals! Kill those liberals! Love, love your gun! Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love,.......kill these liberals! Bang! Bang! Bang!

None of this really happened of course. I am sorry if it is a bit too Quentin Tarrantino for some people's tastes! ;)

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