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Song Parodies -> "Windbag Romney"
Original Song Title:
"Windy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Association
Parody Song Title:
"Windbag Romney"
Parody Written by:
Jeff in Richmond VA
The Lyrics
Yes, I know the last 4 stanzas are all different, but people have said they don't want redundancy, and I aim to please. Mitt Romney is a windbag.....deal with it!
Who does his business out on the fairway
Drafting a plan that's more than unfair
Who's bowing down before the Koch Brothers?
Everyone knows it's Romney
Who's tearing down your Social Security
Calling for Medicare vouchers and fees
Who's tryin' hard to unseat Obama
Everyone knows it's Romney
And Romney has shifty eyes
He laughs every time he lies
And Romney has cash to buy
A hundred ads (a hundred ads)
A hundred ads (a hundred ads)
[Flute]
And Romney has beady eyes
He cackles each time he lies
And Romney has cash to buy
A thousand ads (a thousand ads)
A thousand ads (a thousand ads)
Who's tripping over his words while debating?
Bullyin' Jim Lehrer & Candy Crowley
Who's reachin' out to billionaire donors?
Everyone knows it's Romney
Who's sending jobs to China & India?
Letting the bankers charge all those fees
Who's tryin' hard to make the rich richer?
Everyone knows it's Romney
Who's got a billion bucks in his kitty?
Spreadin' the lies like infectious disease
Who's got the women locked up in binders?
Everyone knows it's Romney
Who's got a member of the Tea Party
Runnin' beside him as the V.P.
Who wrote the health care law for Obama?
Everyone knows it's Romney
Drafting a plan that's more than unfair
Who's bowing down before the Koch Brothers?
Everyone knows it's Romney
Who's tearing down your Social Security
Calling for Medicare vouchers and fees
Who's tryin' hard to unseat Obama
Everyone knows it's Romney
And Romney has shifty eyes
He laughs every time he lies
And Romney has cash to buy
A hundred ads (a hundred ads)
A hundred ads (a hundred ads)
[Flute]
And Romney has beady eyes
He cackles each time he lies
And Romney has cash to buy
A thousand ads (a thousand ads)
A thousand ads (a thousand ads)
Who's tripping over his words while debating?
Bullyin' Jim Lehrer & Candy Crowley
Who's reachin' out to billionaire donors?
Everyone knows it's Romney
Who's sending jobs to China & India?
Letting the bankers charge all those fees
Who's tryin' hard to make the rich richer?
Everyone knows it's Romney
Who's got a billion bucks in his kitty?
Spreadin' the lies like infectious disease
Who's got the women locked up in binders?
Everyone knows it's Romney
Who's got a member of the Tea Party
Runnin' beside him as the V.P.
Who wrote the health care law for Obama?
Everyone knows it's Romney
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I'll bet you Romney doesn't like this parody nearly as much as I do. Ten thousand bucks?
O stupid spends more time on the Golf Course as Mr. Romney. Get a life!
Ollie, get a grammar primer.
Than
Get some brain cells to rub together, 0bama fellators.
Subject: - HR 4646. NO NEW TAXES right?
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