Who's is the greatest spect'cle in racing
Huge pre-race show with pomp and fanfare
Who's oval is where cars will be chasing
Everyone knows it's Indy

Who has its own twelve story pagoda
Stylin' above the main straightaway
Who's is the race that's older than Yoda
Everyone knows it's Indy

And when they play "taps", oh my
With a missing man fly-by
You'll see lots of grown men cry
Throughout the crowd (throughout the crowd)
Throughout the crowd (throughout the crowd)

[Flute solo]

And when the clock's close to noon
"Back home again" Gomer croons
And then they release balloons
Above the crowd (above the crowd)
Above the crowd (above the crowd)

Who's where's said, "Gentlemen, start your engines!"
Although most years, some ladies there too
Danica, Pippa, Simona, Beatriz
Everyone knows it's Indy

Who's where each driver's GPS keeps re-
peating, "In point six miles, turn left"
Who's where Brent Musberger is the emcee
Everyone knows it's Indy

Who's Indiana's most biggest city
Sitting smack dab in center of state
Who helped this parody be less shitty
Everyone knows it's Indy