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Song Parodies -> "Never Buy Love"

Original Song Title:

"Never, My Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Association

Parody Song Title:

"Never Buy Love"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

They cruise the ghetto part of town
Pickin' up hookers, who
Sell 'em their love,
...Never Buy Love..

Sexily dressed, smooth skin of brown
Some are good lookers, too
Never Buy Love,
... Never Buy Love..

Often guys gamble their necks
For the rush
And the pleasure of sex,
It's true..

But, it's not cool to hang around
Doin' what fools will do..
When conscience says,
Never Buy Love,
...Oh no, Never Buy Love

And still they gamble their necks
For the rush,
And the pleasure of sex,
..some die, too..

Never Buy Love, Never Buy Love
Never Buy Love, Never Buy Love

Never Buy Love..





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alvin rhodes - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
good advice...good concept...good title....5s
malcolm higgins - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
only buy it if you can return it, I say, but you can keep these 5's
Ann Hammond - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
So true
crazy8snake - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
So that's where I went wrong!! 5's
AFW - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks all. for votes and commenting
Yoidy - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
If only I heeded your warning..5s
MasonR - February 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I am clapping, I mean, applauding, this ho-some parody!

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