Well done, Mighty Spaff. Even if Lynndie was "just following orders" (now where has humanity heard THAT before, ja?), she should be made to answer for her crimes - and so should the people in the chain-of-command who "suggested" or "recommended" that she do what she did, or who praised her for what she did and told her to "keep up the good work".

My understanding is that she's taking the roadkill defense - eating too much roadkill damages brain cells. As James Carville recently said, this woman probably doesn't even know where Geneva is - we can't exepect her to know about the Geneva Convention. The Sy Hersh piece suggests that this was a Rumsfeld plan that even the CIA wanted out of - taking humiliating pictures of prisoners and release them back into society as spies (keeping the pictures as blackmail). Rumsfeld and this administration are very sick and disturbed people. I still blame Bush.

If not for that last verse, I think my sides might actually have split wide open from laughing so hard. I am forever grateful for your mercy. *grin* Seriously -- treating this topic with a parody that's soooo damned funny and then ending it on such a sobering verse is absolutely brilliant, Spaff. I doff my propeller beanie to you, sir. Well done.

Wow. Now let's see if you can make that beheading thing hilarious. Seriously, great job.

555, great job, A-Spaff-agus!!!!!

Spaff - I-racked my brain and couldn't find any evidence of a problem with this parody. We'll be re-assigning the "Gitmo" parody evaluator to investigate this one further. You know, I get the feeling that "Miller" character who was brought over from Guantanamo to "re-organize "Abu G." was not so much bothered by what was done to the Iraqi prisoners but with the fact the it was SO amateurish and lacking in polish. While the end perpetrator's of the abuse must be dealt with it's really revolting to watch and listen to Bush & Co. dissemble and try to lay all the blame on the feckless sad sacks who were stuck in thatt wretched duty - as if his lack of humane and responsible leadership had nothing to do with making this crap possible. If there hadn't been REAL PHOTOS Bush would still be denying it even happened. He showed no interest whatsoever until the pix hit the fan and the world got a good look at them. Now he tries to drop the entire mess on the "Malignificent Seven". I think the voter's are gonna give him back his smirk in November, but that's not nearly enough humiliation in my book...Yuk!

Dead-on satire, Spaff. According to news reports published today, Lynndie apparently thought that torturing prisoners was okay because it was funny. The 2002 Red Cross report complained in detail about prisoner abuse at several sites, and Rumsfeld is denying he saw the report until recently. Newsweek reports that the severe techniques were the direct result of Rumsfeld wanting more and better intel coming out of the prison system in Iraq. More denials are on the way. This whole war makes me so sick I couldn't laugh at your song, but you got my 5's anyway.

Johnny Dangle: I agree 100%.

RJP: Great quotes. Roadkill defense. Heh heh.

Mello: Thanx. What keeps me going is comments from people like you who Get It.

C4P: No WAY I'm gonna touch that. Besides, doesn't your David Lee Roth twofer already cover that kind of thing?

Jackie: Are you implying that I make your pee smell funny?

P-Rob: Good points. I think this fish stinks from the head down.

Bob Frickin' Gomez: Thanks as always. I like yours too.

Johnny, Bob, Spaff, Mehli, Claude, Jack, Paul, Robert, just enough people for what I will call my circle of photographic nudity. Face away from me, bend over, legs apart, ..further apart, I want to see testicles! OK, *snap* now I know who has the shortest tool on AmiRight, and If I don't get some Intel from you, I'm going to spill the beans. Oh, and Spaff, please wipe better next time...

Forgive me, Mistress. And, uh, can I take this leash off yet?

MIGHTY SPAFF, LOOK OUT!! She's wearing Tall Scary Heels And Leather !!!!!!

Lynndie... for the guys' sake, I really hope it's me that lost the contest!

I almost skipped this one, but I'm glad I didn't. Good job!

(ABC) - Spaff - I'm leaning towards this one for the "E" contest but I have a couple of others I have to revisit still. Great job.

(ABC) Great job! 5's

(ABC) See above......it's still a fabulously-written and clever parody.

(ABC) We have so many genius writers here, who have taken such a sobering topic and made genuinely Pulitzer winning satire here...damit, where in the hell did we all go wrong with our careers?!! AAAUGH!! Anyway, 555.

Johnny Dangle: Check your comments.
Mello: For my sake, me too.
Smeagol & P-Rob & Patagio & Aggro: Thanx! (And we've all gone wrong with more than just our careers...)

Those words still resonate in the nasal style in my ears "Ladies and gentlemen, we garrrrt 'im". Good parody, touchy subject and well done.

Her 15 minutes of fame...

You know I've never been a fan of any of these political songs on here, but this one was just plain funny! Good job dude.

Wow again.

Thanx, Gollum & Jeffaroo & Magical Mystery Goat & C4P!

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Restoring my previous 555 vote.

Does Vivid carry that "Privates gone wild" video series? :-)

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Johnny Dangle: Re-re-restoring my thanx.
Peter chyd: I think you can catch it on Fox Pay-Per-View, right after O'Really Fuctor.

(ABC 2004 Winners) Good one 5's

(ABCfinals)You're better with my pen name than I am.

Thanx, Patagio & Scathing Hot Sex Fan! I must say it's good to see Jolly Old Private England back in the news.

Absolutely spot-on brilliant. Keep it up, and I will cheerfully nominate you as the current reigning successor to Tom Lehrer (where is he when we really need him AGAIN?).

Thanx, Large Wooden Badger. And, yeah, where IS that guy?!

Not only is this a perfectly crafted parody, but it paints a perfect picture of the character of our military, politicinas and many of ouhr people today. It's "truth, justice and the comics" all rolled into one! How tragic that we've descended from Lucky Lindy (Charles Lindburgh)...to Lumpy Lynndie! This is to modern America what "Ohio" was to the hippies!

Loved the iRaq pic, scathing wit as always, Spaff.

Thanx, Mr. Spear and Mr. Ralphing. Apparently the middle initial "A" is in style these days. And Luke: I like that iRaq pic, too; it reminds me of something you'd come up with. Unfortunately, I can take zero credit for it. I found it in a Google Images search (uncredited, alas).

I wonder how many people got beheaded because of her crap. Also how many Arabs join the jihad aganist us because of those pictures. Thanks alot Bitch.

Wildman Mike: You're welcome.