Song Parodies -> "Dick Cheney"

Original Song Title:

"Windy"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Dick Cheney"

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The Lyrics

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Wescott.

Whose secret power's controlling the White House
While Halliburton's sending him fees?
Who's creeping out American voters?
Everyone knows it's Cheney!

Who's at the 9/11 Commission
Lying with every line that he speaks?
Who's sneaking out, avoiding reporters?
Taking no notes, it's Cheney!

Dick Cheney's a thorny guy
Who coaches Bush how to lie
And Cheney gets awful snide
For right-wing crowds
For right-wing crowds....

Who stayed at home with Army deferments
Copping out so Vietnam he could flee?
Who knocks a guy with three Purple Hearts, now?
Everyone knows it's Cheney!

Dick Cheney's a hypocrite
So cut the Jane Fonda sh*t
John Kerry's got class and wit
And Silver Stars
And Silver Stars....

Whose wife has penned a lesbian romance
With lots of action down in the crease?
Who's got a daughter out of the closet?
Everyone knows it's Cheney!

Who keeps the notes from Energy Task Force
Helping his oily buddies for free?
Whose favorite pals are Enron and Exxon?
Everyone knows it's Cheney!

Whose secret power's controlling the White House
While Halliburton's sending him fees?
Who's creeping out American voters?
Everyone knows it's Cheney!

Whose secret power's controlling the White House
While Halliburton's sending him fees?
Who's creeping out American voters?
Everyone knows it's Cheney!

�Bob Gomez 2004

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Jack Wilson - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job! 555

Robert J. Pagliaro - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job - I understand that the two draft dodgers made quite an impression on the committee - apparently, Cheney actually drank a glasss of water while Bush talked.

MasonR - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Well done. Pacing and humor on target!

Leo jay - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment

I love the double entendre of "down in the crease" re the lesbian romance novel...

Paul Robinson - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Bob - Great job!5's. Robert Pags - funny comment, it cracked me up, too.

Adam Zen B. - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Love it Bob! Let's win against President Cheney and his houseboy...but let's make it an even BIGGER win then in 2000!

Bob Gomez - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Jack: Thanks, man, and are you quick on the draw, or what? Pags: Sweet. There's a cartoon to that effect in Newsweek magazine. Mason: I thank you. This is one of those songs that is still overplayed on oldies stations, so I wrote this version partially to get the original out of my head. Leo: What double entendre? Are you a hockey fan? Paul: Are you gonna be at Espresso anytime soon? Adam: Thanks, maybe the Supremes won't need to get involved this time. d;:^)

Paul Robinson - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Bob - Been thinking about it a bit. Wasn't planning on venturing Northward until later on in the year - making it part of a larger trip up to Mendocino county to visit my friends in Willits again, but I've been itching to get out of L.A. a bit lately, so I might just take a few days and go up the coast a bit and make San Jost my furthest point North on a shorter trip. Gonna think about it a bit more. Thanks for asking.

Michael Pacholek - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Does that make Bush one of... Cheney's fools?

Melhi - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Great stuff, Bob -- loving every syllable of it!

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