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Song Parodies -> "Dummy"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar, Sugar"

Original Performer:

The Archies

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Peter Matthew Sabia

The Lyrics

True Story. When I was young I decided to make a dummy for Halloween, but because of my imagination it backfired on me. This is that story.

Dummy, that awesome dummy, I wanted somethin’ fun to do
Then got this cool thought out of the blue
Dummy, that fantastic dummy, I found everything I need
To sew him up in record speed

When I made the dummy, gee I felt like Frankenstein
(Gee I felt like Frankenstein)
After I was finished it sent shivers down my spine
(It sent shivers down my spine)

Dummy, that wonderful dummy, Made my father so upset
‘Cause he watched him as he slept
Dummy, that beautiful dummy, Dad pulled him out of the chair
And then tossed him down the stairs

I sat him on the couch with fifty hangers on his lap
(Fifty hangers on his lap)
And if they hit the floor I’d be upstairs in seconds flat
(Be upstairs in seconds flat)

That dummy really had me frettin’
Scareder and scareder I was gettin’
How long can this go on
Maybe I’m the one who is the dummy

Wish I’d never made that dummy
Had nothin’ but knots in my tummy
How long can this go on
Maybe I’m the one who is the dummy

Dummy, that freakin’ dummy, Really gave me a fright
I couldn’t get to sleep all night
Dummy, that stinkin’ dummy, Sweat was pouring down my face
You know I was a basket case

Dummy, that terrible dummy, I kept going in the room
To make sure he didn’t move
Dummy, that awful dummy, Surely got the best of me
And my creativity

Dummy !

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