He went away, and you hung around
It bothered me not a bit
I had great fun going out with you
Now that he's back I'm a little scared

* * *

My boyfriend's whacked, and I prob'ly should have told you
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)
He's a crazy bastard and he won't just stop and scold you
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)
He's been in the clink and I've been untrue
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)
And there's a reason that he's got that "death" tatoo
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)

(Hey, he'll send you off to heaven)
(With his AK-47)

He's been gone and he's such a mean one
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)
He's a nutcase and he has a submachine gun
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)
But we'll still see each other and I think we can hack it
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)
All we have to do is find a straitjacket
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)

(Hey, he really knows ballistics)
(Could you be one of those statistics?)

It looks like this could be the very last straw, uh oh... uh oh...
You're a big man now but watch out for his chain saw, uh oh... uh oh...
Wait and see!

My boyfriend's whacked, I know there's gonna be some drawbacks
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)
It's too late now, 'cause he is gonna give you anthrax
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)

Yeah, my boyfriend's whacked...