My Bronto’s Back by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

He went away while you hung around,
Pothered by the bones they found.
They made me a small part of you.
They said things that were so untrue.

My Bronto’s back, better get out of your bubble.
(Hey-la-day-la, my Bronto’s back.)
When he steps on you, you’ll be a pile of rubble.
(Hey-la-day-la, my Bronto’s back.)
The lies you told were so untrue.
(Hey-la-day-la, my Bronto’s back.)
But look out now ‘cause he’s comin’ after you.

(Hey-la-day-la, my Bronto’s back.)
Skeletal examination
Hey! Your’re gonna face an ablation.

He’s been gone for a century or so.
(Hey-la-day-la, my Bronto’s back.)
Became Apatosaurus, don’t you know.
(Hey-la-day-la, my Bronto’s back.)
You’re gonna be sorry for that mistake.
(Hey-la-day-la, my Bronto’s back.)
‘Cause he’s so big, you’re bones he’s gonna break.

Hey! I knew he was for real. Now you’re gonna get a big deal.

Apatosaurus? What a surprise!
You were big, too, but he’ll cut you down to size.
Hit you with his tail.

My Bronto’s back. Hear it at the lyceum.
(Hey-la-day-la, my Bronto’s back.)
If I were you, I’d find a new museum.
(Hey-la-day-la, my Bronto’s back.)

Yeah, my Bronto’s back. (Hey-la-day-la, my Bronto’s back.)
Look out now, my Bronto’s back. (Hey-la-day-la, my Bronto’s back.)
Science saw him coming, givin’ him a homecoming, alright now.
(Hey-la-day-la, my Bronto’s back.)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (Hey-la-day-la, my Bronto’s back.)
(Hey-la-day-la, my Bronto’s back.)
(Hey-la-day-la, my Bronto’s back.)