-> "We Love Vegan Snacks"
Original Song Title:
"My Boyfriend's Back"
Parody Song Title:
"We Love Vegan Snacks"
The Lyrics
She went away and you hung around
And spied on me, every night
And when I wouldn't get drunk with you
You made up lies that i have pork with my rice
My girlfriend's back and you couldn’t pop our bubble
(Hallelujah, my girlfriend’s back)
We check labels, make sure there’s no cholesterol
(Hallelujah, we love vegan snacks)
We eat right, have only kind food
(Hallelujah, we buy plant-based packs)
The flavors make us say “wow!” and never “ew”
We’ve been vegan for such a long time
(I know you love my girlfriend’s rack)
But she can’t stand meatheads. On flesh you dine.
(Hallelujah, we love vegan snacks)
Whether made from berries or made with corn
(Hallelujah, we buy plant-based packs)
We have a thing for figs and flavors that are strong
(Hallelujah, we love vegan snacks)
We’re big fans of eating very wise
(Dates & Seeds)
My girlfriend's back and she saved my reputation
(Hallelujah, my girlfriend's back)
Our life together is a permanent vacation
(Hallelujah, we love vegan snacks)
Yes we buy plant-based packs (Hallelujah, we love vegan snacks)
Check her out now, my girlfriend's back (Hallelujah, my girlfriend's back)
She likes the taste of cumin in crackers that are wow! (Hallelujah, she loves vegan snacks)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Hallelujah, we buy plant-based packs)
My girlfriend's back now (Hallelujah, my girlfriend's back)
We are loving eating only kind foods now
(Hallelujah, we love vegan snacks)
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