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Song Parodies -> "My Boyfriend's Black"
Original Song Title:
"My Boyfriend's Back"
Original Performer:
The Angels
Parody Song Title:
"My Boyfriend's Black"
Parody Written by:
Squire Malloy
The Lyrics
As Black HIStory nears an end, I thought it fair to write a parody reflecting HERstory as well. Sure its a tad jaded, but the rhyme scheme was just too good to pass up
(Spoken)
My guard was down
And you came around
And slept with me every night
But I didn't protect myself
And now I'm sad I didn't take mama's advice
My boyfriend's Black and now I'm in trouble
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
He knocked me up then he cut out on the double
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black
I'm tryin' hard not to be bitter
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
But that big jerk has put my life right in the shi_ter)
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black
Hey, I'm gonna have a baby
And he's gonna join the navy
He'll be gone for such a long time
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
When he gets back his kid'll be nine
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
My love for him was oh so strong
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
Cause he's kinda thick and he's awful long
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
In the sack he drove me crazy
Out of bed he's only lazy
What made me think he was ever gonna marry?
Well that damn word ain't in his vocabulary
No siree!
My boyfriend's Black and I lost my reputation
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
He used my body like a house of recreation
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
He's done with all the lovin'
Now I got one in the oven
Yes siree!
My boyfriend's Black and I lost my reputation
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
My guard was down
And you came around
And slept with me every night
But I didn't protect myself
And now I'm sad I didn't take mama's advice
My boyfriend's Black and now I'm in trouble
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
He knocked me up then he cut out on the double
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black
I'm tryin' hard not to be bitter
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
But that big jerk has put my life right in the shi_ter)
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black
Hey, I'm gonna have a baby
And he's gonna join the navy
He'll be gone for such a long time
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
When he gets back his kid'll be nine
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
My love for him was oh so strong
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
Cause he's kinda thick and he's awful long
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
In the sack he drove me crazy
Out of bed he's only lazy
What made me think he was ever gonna marry?
Well that damn word ain't in his vocabulary
No siree!
My boyfriend's Black and I lost my reputation
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
He used my body like a house of recreation
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
He's done with all the lovin'
Now I got one in the oven
Yes siree!
My boyfriend's Black and I lost my reputation
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's Black)
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Here is three 5's back to black for you! ;-D Excellent job Squire!
Squire - Although I've heard something similar somewhere, it doesn't take anything away from my enjoyment of your fine job. ;D
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/theangels15.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/theangels7.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/theangels7.shtml
Hi, I was in the Armed Forces and I know for a fact that if this "black boyfriend" had a child born out of wedlock (or even born in) his pay would be docked for child support. The pregnant girlfriend could contact the Navy recruiter and the boyfriend would have to pay up. Anyway, you did a real good job here : )
Hehehehe!!!! :D Loved it.
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