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Song Parodies -> "Dark Ages Back"
Original Song Title:
"My Boyfriend's Back"
Original Performer:
The Angels
Parody Song Title:
"Dark Ages Back"
Parody Written by:
Mark Hoolihan
The Lyrics
A Texas Tech student who thinks evolution is a lie and the Earth is 6,000 years old is suing his biology(!) professor because he won't give him a recommendation.
Don't bother Christian Right
Cause when we just can't agree with you
We'll do things that just aren't right
Dark Ages back and you're gonna be in trouble
Hey-la, hey-la, Dark Ages back (repeat after each line)
When you teach that evolution our brains boil and bubble
Science is all lies that we find untrue
So look out now cause we're coming after you
Hey we know what you been trying
Teaching things we think are lying
The earth's been around a short time
Just say that and things'll be fine
You're gonna learn dinosaur theory's flawed
And geology it will be outlawed
Now we know there were no cavemen
Cause the bible doesn't show them
What made you think we'd believe all your lies
You've got evidence but we'll cut you down to size
Dark Ages back gonna change the situation
Bit by little bit we'll destroy your reputation
Hey, can't you see it coming, now you'd better start a running
Yes, Dark Ages back
Well soon enough Dark Ages Back
If you can see it coming
Take your books and start a running.
Cause when we just can't agree with you
We'll do things that just aren't right
Dark Ages back and you're gonna be in trouble
Hey-la, hey-la, Dark Ages back (repeat after each line)
When you teach that evolution our brains boil and bubble
Science is all lies that we find untrue
So look out now cause we're coming after you
Hey we know what you been trying
Teaching things we think are lying
The earth's been around a short time
Just say that and things'll be fine
You're gonna learn dinosaur theory's flawed
And geology it will be outlawed
Now we know there were no cavemen
Cause the bible doesn't show them
What made you think we'd believe all your lies
You've got evidence but we'll cut you down to size
Dark Ages back gonna change the situation
Bit by little bit we'll destroy your reputation
Hey, can't you see it coming, now you'd better start a running
Yes, Dark Ages back
Well soon enough Dark Ages Back
If you can see it coming
Take your books and start a running.
Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet The HoolinetCopyright 2003 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd."Yey, though the mighty Tyranosaurs did roam the earth for 3 years, G-d did find them naughty in his sight and they didst snuff it."_Ridiculous, Chapter 3:24
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You insulted right-wingers and you're gonna be in trouble. You made fun of them and you bursted their bubble. You're gonna be sorry you were ever born 'cause they're mean and nasty and their breath is strong. Hey, keep the parodies comin' so we can get them runnin'.
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