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Song Parodies -> "Mend Me, Tape Me"
Original Song Title:
"Bend Me, Shape Me"
Original Performer:
The American Breed
Parody Song Title:
"Mend Me, Tape Me"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
She's all the woman he needs, he just has to blow it.
She has made the Budster her king, he's down and he knows it.
She's like a woman all grown,
He doesn't have to go whine,
His to behold,
Ready to grind.
Mend me, tape me,
If you ever break me.
Strong as they make me, just don't bite.
Tend me, take me,
Anytime you make me,
Don't need to shower or be real polite.
Bud is really stringin' along he loves her so madly.
He just keeps high fiving along, he's got it so badly.
And if she runs out of air,
He can continue to ride,
All that he needs is her user's guide.
Mend me, tape me,
If you ever break me.
Strong as they make me, just don't bite.
Tend me, take me,
Anytime you make me,
Don't need to shower or be real polite.
Mend me, tape me, If you ever break me...
(Fade)
She has made the Budster her king, he's down and he knows it.
She's like a woman all grown,
He doesn't have to go whine,
His to behold,
Ready to grind.
Mend me, tape me,
If you ever break me.
Strong as they make me, just don't bite.
Tend me, take me,
Anytime you make me,
Don't need to shower or be real polite.
Bud is really stringin' along he loves her so madly.
He just keeps high fiving along, he's got it so badly.
And if she runs out of air,
He can continue to ride,
All that he needs is her user's guide.
Mend me, tape me,
If you ever break me.
Strong as they make me, just don't bite.
Tend me, take me,
Anytime you make me,
Don't need to shower or be real polite.
Mend me, tape me, If you ever break me...
(Fade)
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Very very original Guy. Am I assuming coorctly this is Bud Bundy of Married with Children Fame? LOL!
Geez, Guy sorry, I'm tired- I can' spell today.
Yes this is the one and only Bud Bundy we are celebrating in this song.
Very funny, Guy! You mean the 'headache' Bundy actually likes it this way and we never knew?
Adagio, I think that you are thinking of Al Bundy, not Bud Bundy, the son! As for the song, it was sick but I liked it, made me think of that eppy when the whole family went to Hell and Bud ended up with Lobster claws and couldn´t use his inflateable. :-)
My favorite: Peg gives Bud & Kelly each two candies. Kelly says "Bud has M&M's, but all I got were W-W's"
I believe the blow-up babe's name was "Isis". Sorry if I'm on a roll. Not too much other stuff to get excited about here today
Another name change, Wild Man. :D I'm Pat. Yea...the reason that I got those two character mixed up is that I haven't watched the show in a while. I do miss Kelly's really dumb remarks. :D
Isis? Whoa! And they say we Star Trek fans are rabid with details! :-) Though the scary thing is that seems familiar to me too. Hmm... favourite Al quote: "Women have the right to orgasm too, if they make it in time". Favourite dialogue: Al (adressing Marcy´s feminist cohort): "My fellow Americans...". Marcy: "We prefere the term Gyno-Americans". Al: "Then Rhino-Americans it is". :-)
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