Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "(I've Got Parts That) Dingle Dangle Dingle"

Original Song Title:

"(I've Got Spurs That) Jingle Jangle Jingle"

Original Performer:

Tex Ritter

Parody Song Title:

"(I've Got Parts That) Dingle Dangle Dingle"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

[Original Song]

Hey, girls and women, concerned about guys who think they're gals sharing bathrooms... and locker rooms... and showers... with you? Well, some things aren't always as they seem...
I'm not gay... I'm a girl, not a boy, so I say!

I've got parts that dingle, dangle, dingle
As I go stridin' girly-wise along;
Ladies say "No girl can hang that shingle;
Letting you in our bathroom's sick and wrong!"

Oh, tranny tramps! (Oh, tranny tramps!) Oh, tranny tramps! (Oh, tranny tramps!)
I look kinda cute in dresses, but I can't get menstrual cramps. (can't get menstrual cramps.)

I've got parts that dingle, dangle, dingle
As I go stridin' girly-wise along;
The gals say, "Don't flash at us that thingle!
Showing off your pink noodle's sick and wrong!"

Inclusiveness! (Inclusiveness!) Inclusiveness! (Inclusiveness!)
I can go in locker rooms and watch your little girls undress. (little girls undress.)

I've got parts that dingle, dangle, dingle
(I've got parts that dingle, dangle, dingle)
As I go stridin' girly-wise along;
(As I go stridin' girly-wise along;)
With the girls, folks say I shouldn't mingle,
(With the girls, folks say I shouldn't mingle,)
'Cause transgenderism is sick and wrong.
('Cause transgenderism is sick and wrong.)

No inner pearl! (No inner pearl!) No inner pearl! (No inner pearl!)
I could turn my parts inside out, but that won't make me a girl. (won't make me a girl.)

I've got parts that dingle, dangle, dingle
(I've got parts that dingle, dangle, dingle)
As I go stridin' girly-wise along;
(As I go stridin' girly-wise along;)
Naked ten-year-old girls make me tingle,
(Naked ten-year-old girls make me tingle,)
Which their parents say is so sick and wrong.
(Which their parents say is so sick and wrong.)

A pedophile! (A pedophile!) A pedophile! (A pedophile!)
I don't have girlhood delusions; been a voyeur all the while. (voyeur all the while.)

I've got parts that dingle, dangle, dingle
As I go stridin' girly-wise along;
Make a change? I need not make a single!
I can sue if you say I'm sick and wrong.

Now I'll go dingling, a-dangling, a-dingling along... (I'm not gay!)
See, some people aren't what they seem either... and tranny "accommodation" laws like the ones in California and New York and Washington make it illegal for anyone to discern the difference between trannies and rapists. Sweet dreams, girls!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2
 2
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 0
 0
 
 5   7
 7
 7
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Chris Coumo - March 31, 2017 - Report this comment
I wonder if little girls are the problem, or their overprotective and intolerant dads? Teach tolerance.
Rachel Dolezal - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
I'm totally black.
Trumper - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
I gave you a pass on pacing, but this is not inventive, clever or funny.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/texritter0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 325