You know, I never thought that this would happen but out of the blue I came up with parts three, four and five of the Lohan Family. I'm going to start off with part three first because who the heck ever heard of either four or five coming after two? Kind of ridiculous, isn't it? I thought about brand new three way lines out of the blue while I was staying over at my mother-in-law's house. Thanks to her, she gave me a writing pad for me to write my parodies on when I thought of out-of-the-blue rhymes. When I thought of lyrics for my next three parts they were all jumbled up. That I didn't know where to start first. Eventually, I was able to take my time and get it in the right order. I even redid part four because two new three word rhyming lines popped into my head and the two lyrics that I originally wrote for part four I decided to let it be part of part five instead. Talk about saving the best of the worst for last. What I mean by that is best lyrics about worst celebrities. If only Weird Al Yankovic could see me now! Ever since I've been writing about Lindsay Lohan I've been feeling good about myself and not being so angry about Lohan anymore. It doesn't mean that I now like her. I mean who can? Isn't it fun when you can come up with more good lyrics when you least expect it? If R Kelly can write continuous parts of "Trapped in the Closet" why can't I write continuous parts of the Lohan Family? I mean, George Michael wrote three parts of "I Want Your Sex," and it worked out very well even if only part one was played on the radio and sometimes edited on some stations. Its also like Beethoven writing continuous parts of his symphonies, except its with humor instead of melodrama, like the Lohan Clan is. I bet some people are getting tired of my endless parodies, but the only risk is not taking one. Besides, why keep it to yourself? If it's that good, let it out and share it with people that you like and love so maybe they too can enjoy it themselves, like the announcer from the New York Lotto says:"Hey, you never know!" and I'm definately taking his advice. However, if you don't like my Lohan parodies, then don't bother reading it! Nobody is forcing you to! But, I still hope that you people out there will enjoy it that's the only thing that I hope for and if not, well, it was still worth a good try anyway. So, without further ado, get ready for part three in five, four, three, two......