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Song Parodies -> "The Lohan Family Part I"
Original Song Title:
"The Addams Family"
Original Performer:
Television Theme Song
Parody Song Title:
"The Lohan Family Part I"
Parody Written by:
2LD4U
The Lyrics
I am so sick of Lindsey Lohan and her family always getting away with trouble. I was never happy with that girl since she first made her debut. She thinks she's such a talented actress, a sweet innocent girl and one of those cheesy annoying Disney Princesses in which she is not. Just because famous celebrities work for the happiest place on earth doesn't mean it is. She hates absolutely everybody but herself. A lot of famous female celebrities have become bitter and mean to one another ever since Lohan made her debut. Lindsey Lohan makes Shannon Doherty more like Hillary Duff. She's more of a scary monster than Freddy Krueger. Even he will have horrible nightmares about her! And, to make matters worse, there are rumors that she wants to adopt children! Please! One Joan Crawford is enough! We don't need to have a sequel called "Mommie Dearest Too!"
Da-da-da-dum. Snap-snap. Da-da-da-dum. Snap-snap. Da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum. Snap-snap.
Da-da-da-dum. Snap-snap. Da-da-da-dum. Snap-snap. Da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum. Snap-snap.
They think their life is Disney, thanks to their daughter Lindsey. To me they're all just crazy. The Lohan Family.
They use their kids for money. Don't laugh, this isn't funny. Their days are never sunny. The Lohan Family.
Da-da-da-dum. Sleaze! Da-da-da-dum. Cheese! Da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum. Please!
Dina is such a looney. Michael is very gooney. They're both way out of tuney. The Lohan Family.
They have another gally. Their daughter's name is Ally. Is she foe or a pally? The Lohan Family.
Da-da-da-dum. They're bad! Da-da-da-dum. So sad. Da-da-da-dum. Da-da-da-dum. Da-da-da-dum. I'm mad!
I don't think they'll succeed. I bet they're all on weed. Pro help is what they need. The Lohan Family. Snap-snap.
Da-da-da-dum. Snap-snap. Da-da-da-dum. Snap-snap. Da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum. Snap-snap.
They think their life is Disney, thanks to their daughter Lindsey. To me they're all just crazy. The Lohan Family.
They use their kids for money. Don't laugh, this isn't funny. Their days are never sunny. The Lohan Family.
Da-da-da-dum. Sleaze! Da-da-da-dum. Cheese! Da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum. Please!
Dina is such a looney. Michael is very gooney. They're both way out of tuney. The Lohan Family.
They have another gally. Their daughter's name is Ally. Is she foe or a pally? The Lohan Family.
Da-da-da-dum. They're bad! Da-da-da-dum. So sad. Da-da-da-dum. Da-da-da-dum. Da-da-da-dum. I'm mad!
I don't think they'll succeed. I bet they're all on weed. Pro help is what they need. The Lohan Family. Snap-snap.
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