Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Teflon Don"

Original Song Title:

"Delta Dawn"

Original Performer:

Tanya Tucker

Parody Song Title:

"Teflon Don"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Teflon Don,
So slick, crimes could not stick on
Was the wisest of the wise guys for a while
Till Sammy G. "The Rat"
Fingered him in court right where he sat
Then, he swapped Brioni suits for prison style..

At fourty-five bossed the mafia mob, "Gambino"
Ate at all the best restaurants, drank fine vino..
Was the real king of Queens, struttin' streets and shakin' hands
Who'd believe that he was such a murderous man?

With his dapper ways, folks called him Teflon Don
The smoothest mobster law ever laid eyes on
He took care of Castellano with six shots
And planted lots more guys in graveyard plots

(But) Teflon Don lost the luck he floated on
Just another sentenced racketeering guy
Though, he would escape the chair,
Sent to Marion, Illinois..where
Of cancer, at age sixty-one, he'd die

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

alvin - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
what a great criminal
2Eagle - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
555 years off for good parody.
AFW - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, al and 2Eag
Stan Hall - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
5s for a parody as slick as its target. :-)
Peregrin - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I enjoyed, a good read!
AFW - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stan and Peregrin
Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
HEY-E OVAH 'EAH, HUH? Whose is yous kiddin' wit? Dat Don guy sold tupperware an' even had dem dere tupeper thingy parties. He wuz a punk. I'm da real teflon Don an' dey won't be puttin' none a dose sissy azz jumper suitz on me - ya got that. Omaha? 2-LOUD outta 'eah!
Guy - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
YEAH! Finally one of my favorite writers does a mob parody. I applaud this no matter what (2-LOUD) says. He's going through some kind of male change of life. Pay him no 'tension. Keep 'em comin' Farce, but then that is what I like about you. We never know what you will come up with but it is invariably well done.
AFW - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to Carmine, (who told I was hidin' out in Omaha? Oh well, so much for the witless protection program) and thanks, Guy

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1532