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Song Parodies -> "Britney Spears sings 'B-A-S-T-A-R-D'"

Original Song Title:

"D-I-V-O-R-C-E"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tammy Wynette

Parody Song Title:

"Britney Spears sings 'B-A-S-T-A-R-D'"

Parody Written by:

Catch 23

The Lyrics

Britney Spears filed for D-I-V-O-R-C-E yesterday. Here is the untold story why.
My husband Kev is out the door
He's quite a bitter man
And I'll spell out the reason why...the chicks will understand
That P-I-G would not eat my F-U-R P-I-E
So I guess I'll find Madonna now
'Cause she's the right one for me

That B-A-S-T-A-R-D is now yesterday's news
Me and my bald P-I-E
Will be taking a cruise
I love my boobs and they're now both big old double D's on me
Oh, I wish that I could lick my own F-U-R P-I-E

Kev would say "It looks like taco"
But I think he's queer
When he's done C-U-M-M-I-N-G
He's out of here
I shelled out all my hard earned cash
To make his album complete
Since he can't rap I canned his ass
And he's out on the street

That B-A-S-T-A-R-D is now yesterday's news
M-A-D-O-N-N-A is now slurpin' my cooze
I love her tongue and she sure loves these big old double D's on me
Oh, I wish I'd never met that B-A-S-T-A-R-D
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AFW - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Tops in titles..very funny stuff
Michael Pacholek - November 09, 2006 - Report this comment
H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S. And, Britney, it's about freakin' time!
Catch 23 - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW and Michael Pacholek, thanks for the kudos, and for having the guts to put up your name under a parody filled with sexual hijinks. Not that I blame the other three voters who gave this all 5's, mind you. The reasons why they left no comment are understandable...they don't want to be blacklisted by the female writers on the site. But considering I'm a 70-year old grand mother who can laugh at life in every aspect, I expect this parody is closer to the truth than one might think at first glance. Cheers
Stuart McArthur - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
well you certainly are an open-minded well-read pop-culture-hip 70 year-old grannie, Catch 23 - and may you write more hilarity like this over your early evening cups of Earl Grey tea - great concept too, and great Madonna gag - 555
Catch 23 - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Stuart McArthur, thank you young man. Some of us old dames still get pretty kinky. My new beau is 39, and just got his tongue pierced, after reading this. As for the Madonna gag, she uses it on Britney, right after she handcuffs the young redneck trollop, who finally has met the dominating 'man' she has yearned for. Film at eleven ;-), with an introduction by Paris Hilton.....

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