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Song Parodies -> "Stand By Your Glands"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Your Man"

Original Performer:

Tammy Wynette

Parody Song Title:

"Stand By Your Glands"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Sometimes it's hard, and things can happen
When you jump in bed with no sleep plan
These are shared times,
But, unprepared times,
And may just become a one nite stand..
You hardly know her, still you owe her,
Though, there's been no church and wedding band,
No need to love her
But, aside, don't shove her,
Face what is real and be a man...

Stand By Your Glands..
Support and love this baby
Do more than promise maybe
Don't leave her cold and lonely..
Stand By Your Glands..
And pledge your love, paternal
You hold a new life in your hands,
Stand...By...Your Glands...

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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alvin rhodes - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
funny twist on the OS..5s
Billy Boyd - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Impressive parody and great advice. All 5's.
PMS - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
What alvin said!
AFW - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, to alvin, Billy, and PMS
anon. commenter (hee) - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Was funny advice. 5's
AFW - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, ac

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