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Song Parodies -> "I'm Sam I Am"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Your Man"

Original Performer:

Tammy Wynette

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Sam I Am"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Dr. Seuss. Not the way nature intended.
Sometimes it’s hard
To keep your temper
Thinking that a schmuck would understand
Said ‘no’ one time
And said ‘no’ two times
Listenin’ to him pitch green eggs and ham

And if you tell him
“No thanks, fellah.”
You would think he knows just where you stand
But then he tells you
“This green becomes you.
For breakfast, friend, I am your man.”

I’m Sam I am.
I’ve pork and poultry for you
They’re green and healthy for you.
Taste right and aren’t too boney.

I’m Sam I am
Bon appétit my homey
Just take a bite, you’ll be a fan.
Green eggs and ham.”

Then my gun jammed
I lost my chance to cap him
Won’t in the mood for tastin’ ham
Poor shot I am.
This parody brought to you the Moldy Pork Association- "Pork, the Other Green Meat." More food for thought that's been sitting on the counter too long can be found at The Blogging Baker.

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Old Man Ribber - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Seuss your old man! Good work! ;D
TJC - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Seusstastically fine concept and lexecution... here's some funtabulous fives for yer snuv!
Phil Nelson - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
fun stuff, fives
Ann Hammond - March 27, 2010 - Report this comment
he he
Warren Baker - March 27, 2010 - Report this comment
OMR- Thank you, sir! I've been a fan of Seuss for a long time.
TJC- I will take votes upon the sea / I will take votes and be happy / I will take votes from TJC! Thanks for the comments.
Phil- Thanks, sir, for the comments.
Ann- Your giggles are appreciated!

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