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Song Parodies -> "Stand By Your Man"
Original Song Title:
"Stand By Your Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tammy Wynette
Parody Song Title:
"Stand By Your Man"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
High profile jobs are very stressful..
He may need some freedom with his gland
If he wanders
And makes big blunders
Give him your support and understand
Forgive the gov'nor
He ain't love'n her
Just a quick jacusi'd one night stand
Don't shove the gov'nor
No, he ain't love'n her
Still has that gold ring on his hand..
Stand By Your Man,
When he apologises
For media surprises..
Those wire taps were phony..
Stand By Your Man
Don't give up your Mercedes
Stay firm, and brave, and strong, and grand
Stand...By...Your...Man..
Stand By Your Man
Bear the humiliations
Turn off the TV stations
Those wire taps were phony..
Stand By Your Man
And act like you forgive him,
Then, when you're back home, kick his can
Stand...By...Your...Ma-a-an..
He may need some freedom with his gland
If he wanders
And makes big blunders
Give him your support and understand
Forgive the gov'nor
He ain't love'n her
Just a quick jacusi'd one night stand
Don't shove the gov'nor
No, he ain't love'n her
Still has that gold ring on his hand..
Stand By Your Man,
When he apologises
For media surprises..
Those wire taps were phony..
Stand By Your Man
Don't give up your Mercedes
Stay firm, and brave, and strong, and grand
Stand...By...Your...Man..
Stand By Your Man
Bear the humiliations
Turn off the TV stations
Those wire taps were phony..
Stand By Your Man
And act like you forgive him,
Then, when you're back home, kick his can
Stand...By...Your...Ma-a-an..
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Between you and JB it's a Tammy whammy day. :-)
It looks as if this is going to blow everybody sky high and everyone is going to have a field day for a long time. To me, though, it is "Getting Old".
L'Air du Farce, ~Duke o'Edge~ , this is very cute Sir. 555 for: . . . don't shove the Gov/Nor.
its getting to be a familiar scene....the wife standing next to the no good husband...nice job on this
AFW, looks like we're the only one "Stand"ing.
Thanks all, for votes and comments
Good job. 5-5-5.
Very good ending. I think a lot of these women stand by their man ... until they get a chance to talk to their attorneys.
Now he'll stand in the unemployment line. Who wants to hire an ex-governor anyway? I have the feeling he will earn his next income as a pimp. He'd probably do a lot better. There could be a new TV show called "Pimp My Guv". or "Pimp Eye for the Guv guy" Good one Farce.
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