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Song Parodies -> "Stand By Your Can"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Your Man"

Original Performer:

Tammy Wynette

Parody Song Title:

"Stand By Your Can"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Sometimes it's hard, and you need something
Swallow two or three of any brand
Then, comes gas times
And move real fast times,
Head off for that Royal throne, so grand
You must be ready
Cool and steady
Exits everywhere should be well planned
No room for errors
Or it's pallbearers
Keep bathroom doorknobs in your hand

Stand By Your Can
When there's great urge to potty
Don't leave a trail that's spotty,
If you have diarrhea..

Stand By Your Can
And if you hear a rumble
Don't have a lot of space to span
Stand By Your Can

Stand By Your Can
Prepare for that dis-ass-ter
If you're in bed, grab your bedpan
Stand By Your Can

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Michael Pacholek - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
You know what the worst part is? I saw the title and immediately thought, "If Larry Craig had only... " Credit for not taking the obvious route, and still making it work.
Phil Alexander - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Strangely enough, my first thought was that this was going to be a "Larry Craig" parody, too :-) Still, if you think you're in danger of getting caught short, it's good advice
TJC - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Once again, your logic and humor are ir-rear-spew-table!
2Eagle - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Good advice.
AFW - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks, to Michael, Phil, TJC, and 2Eagle
Andria - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, maybe you should have thought twice about that big glass of milk... of magnesia. Or, take some Imodium A-D. 555
alvin - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
stand by for 5s...hahaha..the security code was
AFW - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria, and alvin
Guy - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
HA! "dis-ass-ter" - Me thinks somehow that the ac-scent is on the 2nd syllable here. Great classic Tammy parody. I'm sure she would have appreciated this, NOT. Hey this is no kidding - The security code on this comment is UYE as in OOOH-EY. Ebert & Roper would give this one a five turds up.
AFW - October 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Missed this late comment...thanks, Guy...

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